Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Cookies for Pilgrims

Turtle Fucker

Person 1: Did you get the email I sent you?
Person 2: No. My computer is being a turtle fucker.

v.tr. Derived from the word "studying," it is focusing attention on someone or something.

"Randolph, ain't nobody studdin' you, so go on back to sleep with your grumpy ass."

"You crazier than a fish with titties if you think I'm gonna let you smoke that shit up in my car."