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Turtle Fucker
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n. A
poorly
functioning
computer
Person 1
: Did you get the email I sent you?
Person 2
: No. My
computer
is being a turtle fucker.
Turtle Fucker
by
Cookies for Pilgrims
May 9, 2009
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Studdin'
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v.tr. Derived from
the word
"studying," it is focusing
attention
on someone or
something
.
"
Randolph
, ain't
nobody
studdin' you, so go on back to
sleep with
your grumpy ass."
Studdin'
by
Cookies for Pilgrims
February 27, 2008
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Fish with Titties
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n.
Something
completely
insane
or
nonsensical
.
"You
crazier
than a fish with
titties
if you think I'm gonna let you smoke
that shit up
in my car."
Fish with Titties
by
Cookies for Pilgrims
February 27, 2008
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