squif

An abbreviation of the word ‘ squiffy ‘ meaning slightly drunk or intoxicated.
Bro are you squif
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Wacko mode

Complete and utter insanity; rock bottom. Something so obscure and deranged has gone "wacko mode"- as breach of normality and practically subverting the realms of possibility
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Steve jobbie

Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.
Your mom gave me a banging Steve jobbie last night
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book mode

When someone goes book, or book mode, they have messed up. They were unintelligent , made a petty mistake, or were oblivious to something obvious. Being book is nothing to be proud of, so now it has been made into a meme
Damn, I just tripped over my own shoelace; I've gone full book mode
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sexual on snap

when a lads chatting you up and he starts getting sexual and moving mad on snapchat
shoutout to Nathan
"why do we never get sexual on snap"
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Yoski

An alternative for "hi", "yo", or "whats up". Except, "yoski" radiates bold energy; it is only to be used in the most exhilarating occasions.
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Club boyfriend

The boy you link at the club as a one off but he follows you all night and becomes your biggest fan
hide me real quick my club boyfriend is coming
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