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Clip Clop

To beat somebody up.
by Confuction March 29, 2020
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Mistopher

A derivative of the word Mister, but even more formal, and MORE respectful as if you were talking to a superior such as a well respected political figure..
Me: "Konnichiwa, Steven-San. This is my friend, or tomodachi, if you will: Carl Hensington"
Mr. Steven: "Nice to meet you, Mistopher Hensington"

Carl: "Likewise, Mistopher Steven."

BOTH: DOUZO YOROSHIKU NE
by Confuction November 30, 2020
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ChinaChina

One of the Best countries in the world, but stay off their bad side and be good while you're there or face some mad punishment and get shamed in front of the whole nation - be good and helpful and they will Like you..
We-we go-go a' ChinaChina mon, no go-a Jamaica today mon.
by Confuction December 16, 2020
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Bad Joint

Marijuana cigarette laced with tobacco and stuffed with a rolled-up cardboard filter.
I don't smoke joints without tobacco and filter - I only smoke bad joints.
by Confuction February 14, 2021
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Cheesetoast

Someone with such embarrassingly cheesy facial features, personality and does such cheesy things like being on stupid TV commercials and says the most cringeworthy things and silly achievements that you just GOTTA come out of nowhere in the night, shoot them in the chest and run off into the darkness and be relieved that you are now "cooler than he".

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Derived from Hockey announcer Michael Landsberg's face, which is believed to resemble a slice of toast in the shapeof his head, and his facial features look as if they've been stretched like cheese.
I hate that little weirdo, he's such a stupid little lame cheesetoast that I hope someone shoots him for it.
by Confuction October 19, 2020
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Indie

Putting a new twist on something classic!!
I thought the original method was kinda old and outdated, so I pulled an Indie!!
by Confuction February 15, 2021
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Porta-Gweeze

A fictional nationality similar to Portuguese from the make-believe country of "Porta-Gway".
I think the young chap is of Porta-Gweeze heritage, not Mexican or Portuguese.
by Confuction September 24, 2020
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