Come on meow's definitions

???????????

11 Question marks at the end of a sentence implies a level of insincerity beyond any level of expectation of a courteous response. The use of ??????????? essentially can be compared to a challenge to fight.

Did your service animal seriously just jump up on the mantle and smash the urn containing my fathers ashes ???????????

by Come on meow March 19, 2024

Irish Decade

However long it takes to drink 11 bottles of whiskey in consecutive days of drinking past the point of moderation

Irishman "I haven't seen you in a decade! "

Non Irishman "You saw me 84 days ago. Is that an Irish Decade?"

Irishman" Whadya like!"

by Come on meow January 13, 2017

easy slapper

Someone with whom any sexual act can be accomplished without measures. A friend of the highest esteem.

I needed to cum in someone's mouth who would swallow and Sarah was the easy slapper who rescued my evening. BLESS HER HEART.

by Come on meow January 11, 2017

Ardmore

Old Irish/Gaelic word meaning skidmark.

On my way from Oklahoma City to Dallas I made an Ardmore stop. I cant get the smell out of my nose. I think I have VD even though I didn't have sex. And I'm a grandparent now ? What in the fuck...

by Come on meow December 19, 2016

prickhole

A person deserving the worst treatment by his friends family and strangers based on their treatment of how they treated their friends, family and strangers. Someone who needs a cactus jammed up their ass on principle.

This prickhole lied to clients in cases, took their money and left them in jail. If he gets a pineapple jamned down his throat in hell his prickhole will get off easy.

by Come on meow June 29, 2016

Brotherfuck

To sabotage a close friend or colleague with intimate knowledge of what would hurt them most. To abuse the brother relationship trust at the hyperbolic moment.

Rollo knew Ragnar would be back to invade Paris again the next year. Instead of maintaining forward camp he married a French Princess, set himself up as Duke and BROTHERFUCKED his fellow Vikings.

by Come on meow June 15, 2016

Crooked Pussy

A horizontally aligned vagina - someone or something extraordinarily incorrect or dysfunctional

That crooked pussy over there dropped his car keys down the storm drain.

by Come on meow May 17, 2015