bow legged swamp donkey

An office employee who does nothing but sit all day and make grunts and groans. A smelly person who gets off their ass so infrequently they walk funny.
Good god that guy walks like an idiot.

Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.
by Come on meow November 28, 2014
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Crooked Pussy

A horizontally aligned vagina - someone or something extraordinarily incorrect or dysfunctional
That crooked pussy over there dropped his car keys down the storm drain.
by Come on meow May 15, 2015
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The Yetti's Crib

The domicile of a drug dealer. A place full of snow and ice.
I want to do some skating man.

Well lets head to the Yetti's Crib
by Come on meow November 28, 2014
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Ardmore

Old Irish/Gaelic word meaning skidmark.
On my way from Oklahoma City to Dallas I made an Ardmore stop. I cant get the smell out of my nose. I think I have VD even though I didn't have sex. And I'm a grandparent now ? What in the fuck...
by Come on meow December 20, 2016
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prickhole

A person deserving the worst treatment by his friends family and strangers based on their treatment of how they treated their friends, family and strangers. Someone who needs a cactus jammed up their ass on principle.
This prickhole lied to clients in cases, took their money and left them in jail. If he gets a pineapple jamned down his throat in hell his prickhole will get off easy.
by Come on meow June 30, 2016
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???????????

11 Question marks at the end of a sentence implies a level of insincerity beyond any level of expectation of a courteous response. The use of ??????????? essentially can be compared to a challenge to fight.
Did your service animal seriously just jump up on the mantle and smash the urn containing my fathers ashes ???????????
by Come on meow March 19, 2024
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Cupcake Professional

A person who is wildly incompetent at their job but tries to make up for it by acting/dressing cute
Shawna really just does nothing all day, why does she have a job here ?

She is a cupcake professional , you cant fire anyone that adoreable.
by Come on meow November 23, 2014
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