9 definitions by Come on meow
by Come on meow May 15, 2015
by Come on meow November 28, 2014
Someone with whom any sexual act can be accomplished without measures. A friend of the highest esteem.
I needed to cum in someone's mouth who would swallow and Sarah was the easy slapper who rescued my evening. BLESS HER HEART.
by Come on meow January 12, 2017
An office employee who does nothing but sit all day and make grunts and groans. A smelly person who gets off their ass so infrequently they walk funny.
Good god that guy walks like an idiot.
Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.
Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.
by Come on meow November 28, 2014
A person deserving the worst treatment by his friends family and strangers based on their treatment of how they treated their friends, family and strangers. Someone who needs a cactus jammed up their ass on principle.
This prickhole lied to clients in cases, took their money and left them in jail. If he gets a pineapple jamned down his throat in hell his prickhole will get off easy.
by Come on meow June 30, 2016
To sabotage a close friend or colleague with intimate knowledge of what would hurt them most. To abuse the brother relationship trust at the hyperbolic moment.
Rollo knew Ragnar would be back to invade Paris again the next year. Instead of maintaining forward camp he married a French Princess, set himself up as Duke and BROTHERFUCKED his fellow Vikings.
by Come on meow June 16, 2016
However long it takes to drink 11 bottles of whiskey in consecutive days of drinking past the point of moderation
Irishman "I haven't seen you in a decade! "
Non Irishman "You saw me 84 days ago. Is that an Irish Decade?"
Irishman" Whadya like!"
Non Irishman "You saw me 84 days ago. Is that an Irish Decade?"
Irishman" Whadya like!"
by Come on meow January 13, 2017