bow legged swamp donkey

An office employee who does nothing but sit all day and make grunts and groans. A smelly person who gets off their ass so infrequently they walk funny.
Good god that guy walks like an idiot.

Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.
by Come on meow November 28, 2014
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Brotherfuck

To sabotage a close friend or colleague with intimate knowledge of what would hurt them most. To abuse the brother relationship trust at the hyperbolic moment.
Rollo knew Ragnar would be back to invade Paris again the next year. Instead of maintaining forward camp he married a French Princess, set himself up as Duke and BROTHERFUCKED his fellow Vikings.
by Come on meow June 15, 2016
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Crooked Pussy

A horizontally aligned vagina - someone or something extraordinarily incorrect or dysfunctional
That crooked pussy over there dropped his car keys down the storm drain.
by Come on meow May 17, 2015
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easy slapper

Someone with whom any sexual act can be accomplished without measures. A friend of the highest esteem.
I needed to cum in someone's mouth who would swallow and Sarah was the easy slapper who rescued my evening. BLESS HER HEART.
by Come on meow January 11, 2017
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The Yetti's Crib

The domicile of a drug dealer. A place full of snow and ice.
I want to do some skating man.

Well lets head to the Yetti's Crib
by Come on meow November 28, 2014
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???????????

11 Question marks at the end of a sentence implies a level of insincerity beyond any level of expectation of a courteous response. The use of ??????????? essentially can be compared to a challenge to fight.
Did your service animal seriously just jump up on the mantle and smash the urn containing my fathers ashes ???????????
by Come on meow March 19, 2024
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Ardmore

Old Irish/Gaelic word meaning skidmark.
On my way from Oklahoma City to Dallas I made an Ardmore stop. I cant get the smell out of my nose. I think I have VD even though I didn't have sex. And I'm a grandparent now ? What in the fuck...
by Come on meow December 19, 2016
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