hoochie coochie dance

An act where one person (usually a female) performs a lap-dance for another (usually a male) as public foreplay with the intention of subsequent sexual intercourse.
1) Last night I saw your fiancee doing the hoochie choochie dance with with him!

2) Your man and that girl was doing the hoochie coochie dance in your living room!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 03, 2006
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spiffy

An adjactive used to describe males under the age of thirty who are or attempt to be sexually attractive by way of cuteness.

Such males are usually characterized by Pee-Wee Herman or Alfalfa hairstyles and checkerboard suspenders.

It can be used as a noun to refer to such males.
Alfalfa was really spiffy in The Little Rascals.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 03, 2006
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popos

Hide the pot! the Popos are coming!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 03, 2006
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deputy donut

An obese police officer or sherrif or any deputy thereof who is restricted from running due to his weight.
~Such a person is sensative to the word donut because he is "trying to lose weight."
Deputy Donut over there caught me smoking pot, but I outran his ass!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 03, 2006
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potmobile

a vehicle, usually a van, and most usually a Volks Wagon Microbus, wherein pot is smoked such that the smokers can have back-stage access to the second hand smoke, which is even more kick-ass than the joint itself.

Refer to FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.
You see all that smoke come out of that potmobile when those guys got out?
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 02, 2007
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coke fridge

a refrigerator specifically designed to store, refrigerate, and display bottles or cans of various carbonated beverages.
Such fridges can have racks designed to organize bottles or cans, or they may simply be normal refrigerators that only hold such beverages.
The line at the cash register was really long, so I grabbed a drink from the coke fridge to prepare for the wait.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 02, 2007
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Memphis Left / Memphis Right

A Memphis Left is a meneuver where a motor vehicle (particularly a pick-up truck) makes a left turn directly from the far right lane of a road comprised of four or more lanes.

A Memphis Right is just the opposite... where a vehice makes a right turn directly from the far left lane of such a road.

The phrase was coined from the observation that these meneuvers happen most frequently in Memphis, Tennesse.
...that guy made a Memphis Left / Memphis Right coming off of Union...
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 03, 2006
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