a vehicle, usually a van, and most usually a Volks Wagon Microbus, wherein pot is smoked such that the smokers can have back-stage access to the second hand smoke, which is even more kick-ass than the joint itself.
Refer to FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.
Refer to FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey December 29, 2006
nickname of the sousaphone section of a high school or middle school marching band due to three standard and mandatorily successive characteristics:
1) they're all gay by definition.
2) they wear berets while they march because standard aussie hats or shakos don't fit under their sousaphones.
3) there is assonance that makes the term catchy.
1) they're all gay by definition.
2) they wear berets while they march because standard aussie hats or shakos don't fit under their sousaphones.
3) there is assonance that makes the term catchy.
...here come the trumpets...
...the trombones...
...the euphonia...
...the gay berets...
...the drums...
...the trombones...
...the euphonia...
...the gay berets...
...the drums...
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey December 29, 2006
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 04, 2006
An act where one person (usually a female) performs a lap-dance for another (usually a male) as public foreplay with the intention of subsequent sexual intercourse.
1) Last night I saw your fiancee doing the hoochie choochie dance with with him!
2) Your man and that girl was doing the hoochie coochie dance in your living room!
2) Your man and that girl was doing the hoochie coochie dance in your living room!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 03, 2006
Of course they don't have shoes in your size. You've got aircraft carriers at the ends of your legs.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 04, 2006
A Memphis Left is a meneuver where a motor vehicle (particularly a pick-up truck) makes a left turn directly from the far right lane of a road comprised of four or more lanes.
A Memphis Right is just the opposite... where a vehice makes a right turn directly from the far left lane of such a road.
The phrase was coined from the observation that these meneuvers happen most frequently in Memphis, Tennesse.
A Memphis Right is just the opposite... where a vehice makes a right turn directly from the far left lane of such a road.
The phrase was coined from the observation that these meneuvers happen most frequently in Memphis, Tennesse.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 03, 2006
Spoons is a card game played with a standard deck and enough actual spoons for the number of players-1. The spoons are set in the middle of a table and the players sit around them. (The game is usually played with at least two decks) A dealer deals each player four cards. The person to the left of the dealer draws cards from the remaining deck, one by one, and discarding subsequently, attempting to get four of a kind. Only four cards can be held at one time. The cards that this player discards becomes the next player's draw pile, and that player does the same thing. Cards are continuously drawn and discarded in an attempt to get four of a kind upon availability. Once a player gets four of a kind, that player takes a spoon from the middle of the table. Thence forward, the other players must also take a spoon. The player left without a spoon loses.
A variant of this game is "Free-Money Spoons." -A Sharpie is required. Each time a person loses, one successive letter of the term "free money" must be written in Sharpie in that person's arm. The first person to get "free money" completely written across their arm loses.
A variant of this variant is that the word or term to be written across the person's arm may be a curse word or curse term.
*Playing this game -especially with the latter variant- may result in the players jumping onto the table in an attempt to obtain a spoon; this may subsequently result in the table breaking... so don't play it on your mom's diningroom table.
A variant of this game is "Free-Money Spoons." -A Sharpie is required. Each time a person loses, one successive letter of the term "free money" must be written in Sharpie in that person's arm. The first person to get "free money" completely written across their arm loses.
A variant of this variant is that the word or term to be written across the person's arm may be a curse word or curse term.
*Playing this game -especially with the latter variant- may result in the players jumping onto the table in an attempt to obtain a spoon; this may subsequently result in the table breaking... so don't play it on your mom's diningroom table.
Spoons may also be played with forks or knives... at your own risk.
FREE MONEY
mother fucker
shit
ass
damn
bitch
nigger
FREE MONEY
mother fucker
shit
ass
damn
bitch
nigger
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 03, 2006