Colonel_Cheesemonkey's definitions

name drop

(verb)To give out, report, or list a name or names associated with the documentation of a negative action.

Name dropping due to violation of ToS is frowned upon on most internet forums

Donna knew her punishment would be less severe if she dropped Keonu's name.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

spiffy

An adjactive used to describe males under the age of thirty who are or attempt to be sexually attractive by way of cuteness.

Such males are usually characterized by Pee-Wee Herman or Alfalfa hairstyles and checkerboard suspenders.

It can be used as a noun to refer to such males.

Alfalfa was really spiffy in The Little Rascals.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

hoochie coochie dance

An act where one person (usually a female) performs a lap-dance for another (usually a male) as public foreplay with the intention of subsequent sexual intercourse.

1) Last night I saw your fiancee doing the hoochie choochie dance with with him!

2) Your man and that girl was doing the hoochie coochie dance in your living room!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

make like a banana

To quickly disappear; associated and related to the word split

evanesce | split | Disappear

Somebody's coming! We better make like a banana.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006

monkey

Suffix that, when added to a root noun, describes a person who is obsessed with or loves the meaning of the root noun.

-Sometimes the applied word can be figurative.

Ben: Your brother really likes to wank a lot, doesn't he?
Mike: Yeah... he's a real greasemonkey.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

potmobile

a vehicle, usually a van, and most usually a Volks Wagon Microbus, wherein pot is smoked such that the smokers can have back-stage access to the second hand smoke, which is even more kick-ass than the joint itself.

Refer to FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.

You see all that smoke come out of that potmobile when those guys got out?

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007

deputy donut

An obese police officer or sherrif or any deputy thereof who is restricted from running due to his weight.
~Such a person is sensative to the word donut because he is "trying to lose weight."

Deputy Donut over there caught me smoking pot, but I outran his ass!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006