Hydrant

A large butt plug, so named because it resembles a fire hydrant in size.

Baby loves her hydrant more than she loves me.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006

cowtard

(KOW-tard) Combination of coward and tard, used as an alternative to nerd.

Bud is such a cowtard whenever someone stands up to him.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006

Panty Poser

A lousy version of a drag queen, usually used by other drag queens to rip them.

Look, girlfriend, ever'body know y'ain't nuthin but a izzle little panty poser ho.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006

Graffiti Fraud

Advertising disguised as underground art.

Exemplified by Mark Ecko's faking of the tagging of Air Force One, which was a high cost production to advertise stillfree.com.

Can be used to describe any underground culture being used to induce consumers to buy something.

Using punk music in commercials is just plain graffiti fraud.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006

Piggy Bank

Any public coin-operated machine's cashbox which can be broken into and robbed.

We might have to smash open a piggy bank if we want malt liquor.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006

Styrofoam

1. Bric-a-brac which litters wealthy people's homes, but is not worth stealing, and is ignored by thieves.

2. Extras in cinematic production. Sometimes refers to actors if the producers are especially high on themselves.

1. Man, leave that styrofoam alone, we got to find the jewellery case.

2. You can leave if you're going to look at me like that, you know. I can find styrofoam to replace you anywhere in this shithole city. I'm Someone-Fucking-Somebody, not some podunk drama teacher.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006

Mouse

A woman's genitals. Exchanged for the slang pussy.

She's got a sweet little mouse on her.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006