Definitions by Col. Dr.

Pesticles 

Floppy testicles which slap against a sex partner during sex.

Jerry beat Kerry half to death with his pesticles on their wedding night.

Pesticles by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Pish 

(PEE-sh) A urinal or toilet, from the Sopranos' pishadu (Italian?).

I found my dad passed out drunk on the pish.

Pish by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Pishadu 

(PEE-shah-DOO) A toilet. From the Sopranos, perhaps from Italian.

Gigi Cestone died on the pishadu, just like Elvis.

Pishadu by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Panty Poser 

A lousy version of a drag queen, usually used by other drag queens to rip them.

Look, girlfriend, ever'body know y'ain't nuthin but a izzle little panty poser ho.

Panty Poser by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Styrofoam 

1. Bric-a-brac which litters wealthy people's homes, but is not worth stealing, and is ignored by thieves.

2. Extras in cinematic production. Sometimes refers to actors if the producers are especially high on themselves.

1. Man, leave that styrofoam alone, we got to find the jewellery case.

2. You can leave if you're going to look at me like that, you know. I can find styrofoam to replace you anywhere in this shithole city. I'm Someone-Fucking-Somebody, not some podunk drama teacher.

Styrofoam by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Marble Layer Cake 

Black-White orgy, resembling the chocolate-white look of a marble cake.

If we had a marble layer cake I bet we could get along better.

Marble Layer Cake by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

A To The SS

A superlatively spectacular ass, expressed only when viewing bling or money asses.

That money ho has A to the SS, man.

A To The SS by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006