Col. Dr.'s definitions

The Mother Tongue

Profanity, especially when used to berate another person.

You should have seen Bill speak the mother tongue to his brother last night.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Jewbonics

The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.

G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Broke

Used to describe marital fidelity.

1. She broke my dick, man (I'm completely faithful to her).

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

paki

Acronym of the major Muslim groups which filled Pakistan after the Partition of India (1947). They are as follows: Pashtu, Afghan, Kurd, Indian. Thus "PAKI," thus "Pakistan."

The diversity of cultures which combined to form Pakistan has led to anyone who looks Pakistani or Indian being called a Paki.

by Col. Dr. February 18, 2007

Meej

Mary Jane. Marilucci. Marijuana.

Let's break from our corporate office work and ingest some meej through a water pipe.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Hydrant

A large butt plug, so named because it resembles a fire hydrant in size.

Baby loves her hydrant more than she loves me.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Mouse

A woman's genitals. Exchanged for the slang pussy.

She's got a sweet little mouse on her.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006