Smart drug theft

Smart drug theft is when someone steals your smart drugs. They might steal your Modafinil, Armodafinil, Sunifiram, N-Acetyl-Selank, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, Choline, Omega 3's, B Vitamins, -Carnitine, Thiopropamine (TPA), Methiopropamine (MPA), Ethiopropamine (EPA), Prolintane, D,L-Deprenyl, and more.
Tyler: Hey, that jackass wearing a black mask stole my Modafinil! It's smart drug theft!
by CognitiveFuel September 08, 2023
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Cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome (CHS) is when you smoke weed every week to everyday for several years and end up vomiting a lot.

What causes cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome?
Marijuana has very complex effects on the body. Experts are still trying to learn exactly how it causes CHS in some people.

In the brain, marijuana often has the opposite effect of CHS. It helps prevent nausea and vomiting. The drug is also good at stopping such symptoms in people having chemotherapy.

But in the digestive tract, marijuana seems to have the opposite effect. It actually makes you more likely to have nausea and vomiting. With the first use of marijuana, the signals from the brain may be more important. That may lead to anti-nausea effects at first. But with repeated use of marijuana, certain receptors in the brain may stop responding to the drug in the same way. That may cause the repeated bouts of vomiting found in people with CHS.

Since CHS was discovered pretty recently, some doctors might not know about it. Also, CHS is often confused with cyclical vomiting.
Steve: Smoke weed everyday!

*Smokes weed
Andre: I'm not sure you should smoke that stuff everyday. No one knows the long term effects. I only chug Kratom twice a week.
*chugs Kratom

(several years later)

Steve: *vomits brahdhrb

*Smokes weed
Smoke weed everyday.

Andre: I found out about something called cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome. I think you might have it. Or maybe it's cyclical vomiting.
*chugs Kratom
Doctor: Steve! You have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome. I thought it was cyclical vomiting but you tested positive for THC and have a history of smoking marijuana everyday. You have to quit cannabis, or weed. You can never smoke weed again! You should have used moderation.
Steve: Nooooooo!

Steve: *Quits weed for 3 months
Steve: Hey! The nausea is gone.

Andre: Cool! Wanna chug Kratom?

Steve: Sure! *chugs Kratom
Andre: *chugs Kratom

Tyler: I only smoke weed when going on a boat fishing. It helps with nausea. Other times, it's kratom. *Smokes weed. *chugs kratom.
by CognitiveFuel January 22, 2023
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Productive Procrastination

Productive Procrastination is what happens when you take speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, blue speed) and focus on the wrong things. Instead of doing your homework, you're hyperfocused on cleaning the house, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the windows and mirrors with vinegar, folding laundry, and more.
Tyler: I took 25mg of blue speed (Blue Ethylamphetamine) and I cleaned my room and alphabetized my PS2 videogame collection.

Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!
by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023
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Nootropics

Nootropics are smart drugs with little to no side effects. Effects range from increasing social skills and mild entactogenic empathogenic effects , to improving memory and focus, to relaxation and anxiety relief, to wakefulness enhancers, to stimulants stacked with Tropoflavin to prevent brain damage, to BDNF inducers (grows more brain cells), to pills that help you reduce the negative feelings from past memories (especially traumatic ones). Cholinergics and other groups are also in there.
Examples of nootropics:

Wakefulness enhancers: Modafinil, Armodafinil, Hydrafinil, Flodafinil, Adrafinil, Fladrafinil, Modafiendz, Wakix, and Sunosi.

Stimulants: Caffeine, Theobromine, Propylhexedrine, Cyclohexylaminopropane, Dimwthylamylamine, Cyclopentamine, Thiopropamine, Methiopropamine stacked with Tropoflavin, Ethiopropamine, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel), Nicotine vape, 3-FA, D,L-Deprenyl, PhenylPropylAminoPentane (PPAP), Prolintane.

Mild entactogenic empathogenic drugs (helps with socialization): IAP (IndanylAminoPropane), IMAP, (IndanylMethylAminoPropane).

Anti anxiety drugs: Propranolol, 2-methyl-2-butanol, Klonopin, Oxytocin nose spray.
Sleeping pills: Amitriptyline, Melatonin.
Cholinergics: Nicotine vape or gum, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel), Piracetam, Oxyracetam, Nefiracetam, Aniracetam, Phenylpiracetam, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide. Choline supplements.

PTSD and reducers of traumatic pain associated with bad memories: Propranolol.

BDNF inducers: Exercise, Lion's mane mushrooms, 9-Me-BC, N-Acetyl-Selank, Selank, Semax, Noopept, Possibly Omega 3's.

Other nootropics: B Vitamins, Omega 3's, Magnesium. Fruits and vegetables, L-Carnitine (found in meat and in the supplement store), sulfer rich foods like onions and garlic, and more.
by CognitiveFuel September 03, 2023
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Vitamin P

Vitamin P is short for Propylhexedrine salts. It could be Propylhexedrine Acetate, Propylhexedrine Carbonate, or Propylhexedrine HCl.
Vitamin P (Propylhexedrine HCl) makes cleaning a breeze! Even studying and homework a breeze!
by CognitiveFuel April 14, 2024
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Blue Molly

Blue Molly is Blue MDEA (Blue 3,4-MethyleneDioxyEthylAmphetamine). It's part of the MDxx family of chemicals. It's made by reductive amination of MDP2P (3,4-MethyleneDioxyPhenyl-2-Propanone) with ethylamine using a non-toxic Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. The dose range is 100mg to 200mg. Blue MDEA makes you dance to music, love people, share secrets, and is sedating and relaxing. The sedating part is what's responsible for rumors of heroin laced ecstasy. So sometimes people take some Blue Speed along with the Blue Molly. Sometimes Blue Molly is Blue MDMA.
Fernando: I tried 120mg of MDEA and I was rolling. This Blue Molly is great!
by CognitiveFuel November 03, 2022
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Pirate Tawna Bandicoot

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is a hot Bandicoot with THICC thighs, booty, and boobs. She's in the game, Crash Bandicoot 4 - It's about time.
Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is THICC! She's sexy and hot!
by CognitiveFuel July 21, 2023
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