CognitiveFuel's definitions

Baka

Baka is the Japanese word for fool. But if you say, "Que? Vaca?!" It means a "what? cow?!". Vaca is cow in Spanish. So watch them get upset and stuff.

Toshi: You Baka!

Tony: Que? Vaca!?

Toshi: uejf7@$&$*%(

*Toshi explodes

Tony: That's right! Tony sumar dos mas dos.

by CognitiveFuel July 9, 2023

Product first

When you are buying drugs from a dealer, you want them to show you the weed, speed, ecstasy, cathinone, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil first. If they don't show you the drugs and the dealer just asks for money first then they're scamming you because they will say "wait here" then disappear and don't have drugs. Product first!

Dealer: Want weed?
Fernando: Sure!

Dealer: Give me $20.
Fernando: Product first!
Dealer: I got the weed. Trust me, bro.

Fernando: Pulls a gun and shoots fake dealer.

by CognitiveFuel December 31, 2022

Lunar Eclipse

A lunar eclipse is when the Earth's shadow blocks the full moon, making it look red and dark.

A lunar eclipse is also when you're mooning (exposing your butt to) someone in broad daylight and a plane blocks the sun for a few seconds, casting a shadow on the moon (butt).

It was nighttime and all the people came to watch the lunar eclipse (Earth's shadow blocking the moon for a while).
Tom was mooning people and then a plane passed by to cast a shadow. It was a lunar eclipse (shadow blocking butt).

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

Jenny

High grade ecstasy (MDA) pills or crystals or powder of nearly pure MDA. Crystals are often sky blue, light purle, or white to off white in appearance. May contain MDMA, but is mostly MDA. Other names include matrix ecstasy, sky, and glitch-E.

This is the best Jenny ever! I had the beat roll ever! Awesome desert rave! Sure beats that molly crap.

by CognitiveFuel April 8, 2015

2m2bOH

2m2bOH is 2-methyl-2-butyl alcohol (2-methyl-2-butanol). It is synthesized by the grignard reaction of ethylmagnesium chloride and acetone followed by hydrochloric acid work-up. 2-methyl-2-butanol's dose range is 2ml to 12ml+ and the effects are similar to ethanol (regular drinking alcohol, beer, wine, vodka, spiked fruit punch), but more happy and sleepy and longer lasting. Also, unlike regular ethanol (which produces the moderately toxic hangover causing chemical acetaldehyde before producing harmless acetic acid), there's little to no hangover the next day with 2-methyl-2-butanol (because 2-methyl-2-butyl gluconoride and 2-methyl-2,3-butanediol created by gluconoridation and P450 oxidation are much safer and thus does not cause a headache).

Tony: I had 10ml of 2m2bOH and a monster energy drink and had a blast at a party! Then I went to bed. Then I woke up the next day without a hangover.

by CognitiveFuel August 19, 2023

PAL

PAL (All capital letters) means PhenylAcetaLdehyde (Phenylacetaldehyde). It's a precursor to P2Pol (Phenyl-2-Propanol) and Ethylamphetamine. You could either do a grignard reaction of PAL (Phenylacetaldehyde) with methylmagnesium iodide in diethyl ether (or dibutyl ether) to create P2Pol (Phenyl-2-Propanol), or condense the PAL with ethylamine to create PAL ethylimine (Phenylacetaldehyde ethylimine), and do a grignard reaction with methylmagnesium iodide in diethyl ether (or dibutyl ether) and do a hydrochloric acid work-up to create Ethylamphetamine. PAL might polymerize, but in air it can over-oxidize to PAA (PhenylAcetic Acid, Phenylacetic acid). PAL can also be used to synthesize Propylamphetamine and DEPEA (N,a-Diethylphenethylamine). DEPEA uses ethylmagnesium chloride.

Tony: I just synthesized Propylamphetamine by using PAL (Phenylacetaldehyde), doing a grignard reaction with methylmagnesium iodide to form P2Pol. Then oxidizing it using PCC (Pyridinium chlorochromate) to P2P. Then I condensed it with Propylamine and reduced P2P Propylimine (Phenyl-2-Propanone Propylimine) in an ethanol hydrogen oxide (ethanol water) solution using Aluminum Galinstan to yield Propylamphetamine.

by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023

Speed head

A speed head is someone who is tweaked on speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, Blue Speed). They will be seen rearranging the cereal in grocery stores, typing fast on a keyboard, doing homework, dancing to music, pacing back and forth, talking a lot, cleaning. Some speed heads will be normally focused but oddly relaxed because of ADHD so they go from hyper to normal.

Normal person: I took 25mg blue speed and alphabetized my music collection. I became hyper.
ADHD person: I took 30mg blue speed and became focused yet calmer.

Third guy: So you're both speed heads.

by CognitiveFuel January 14, 2023