The meth army

50m men with $52.2m per hour who shit $13000⁰⁰ per year always on amphetamine

The meth army will overload court docket phone lines and complaint board when enraged close businesses or at worst use pdws in trial by combat sometimes also or mk6

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

1812

The current war use a brown bess.
Not one war has ever ended.
All unvoided.
MySpace unbankrupted.
Any inhumane acts untold.

The war of 1812 just became real with the m16a2.

by Cody5050 December 22, 2022

Slomobile

Any car including Ferrari or Porsche that has a $100⁰⁰ limiter put in designed for under 50kph using gas or electric.

I don't have a license I need a slomobile

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

nuclear pipe bomb

electronic cigarettes.

the bigger the better

smokable and goes bang.

a nuclear pipe bomb exloded in my pocket, thank god i was wearing armor.

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021

I hate all of you

All your needles guns and knives make me feel like vomitting. I hate every last one of you poisonous starvative assholes telling me you can but i cant. Please kill yourselves.

Asking me how im doing will only get the response i hate all of you, your a parasitic infection and the fact you cant ever share makes life worthless with you alive.

by Cody5050 May 26, 2023

Red hands

When you have knives held between the index and middle fingers on both hands with the blades held just so the flat part of the hands on the palm lines up with the blades held in between the index and middle fingers and with the blades held flat against the palm and with the point of contact for extrajudicial instrumentation extending up from in-between the two fingers to make almost a fist bump type carry for a duel held combat grip. Don't slip and cut yourself.

I'm going to get Red hands when I go to the bank, they won't know what took their money.

by Cody5050 December 23, 2021

Drug lag

Similar to jet lag, when you've spent so long on pharmaceutical remedies you forget where who and what you are while everyone expected you to do exactly what they did and not ended up with individual issues and personal problems

I've got a case of drug lag this has to be a mistrial as somehow I get a virus and now my whole life falls apart

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022