Buttertub

but·ter·tub (buht-er-tuhb)

Someone who is lazy, frumpy, unmotivated, and apathetic. A Buttertub never questions logic or consequence, and simply indulges on every gluttonous activity that gets in his/her way. Any activity or desire is usually resolved with the quickest, laziest and most unhealthy solution.

The origin of "buttertub" comes from the road "Buttertubs Drive" in Nanaimo, BC, Canada.
John: "Bitch, that's the 4th Big Mac/Slurpee combo you've had today, and why didn't you go to work?"

Jill "I dunno, shut up, I'm watching my show... Can you carry me to the toilet, I'm too lazy and i gotta take a dump."

John: "God damn, how did I get married to such a buttertub."
by Cody Murray October 17, 2007
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poolax

1. A funnier and better way of describing a food or drug laxative that helps you to poo.

2. Slang and/or short form for laxative.

3. A popular personality from the online PC video game Counter-Strike. His heyday was mainly in Counter-Strike version 1.5 around the year 2001 (specifically on a server called "Thunderdome" which was a Warcraft 3 MOD server) Although he was most prevalent in version 1.5, poolax has been frequenting Counter-Strike servers from version 1.2 through present-day Counter-Strike: Source. His other popular alias was "Oprah" from the infamous "|FAT|" clan. Poolax also had a famous counterpart, "chode", who accompanied poolax at the top of the thunderdome ranks, and in the |FAT| clan, where he was referred to as "Rita McNeil".
14 year old CS geek: "Oh my god, what the hell, poolax just knifed me from behind, he's so leet."

45 year old CS geek: "What the hell, he keeps killing 4 of us at a time with his stupid suicide bombing technique, I'm totally getting him banned... and why is he always talking about poo?"
by Cody Murray August 23, 2005
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Malaspina

Malaspina University College.

Established: 1969

Population: 7000+

A fast-growing University College in Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada. The 4th biggest University in British Columbia next to Simon Fraser University, The University of British Columbia, and The University of Victoria.

Malaspina University College offers various training options, which range from fundamental literacy skills and English-as-a-Second Language programs, to many Bachelor’s degrees, some Master’s degrees, and post-degree diploma programs.

Malaspina is well known in international education and contract training for business and industry.
Justin: "I go to University on Vancouver Island."

Joe: "Oh yeah. Malaspina or UVIC?"

Justin: "Malaspina."

Joe: "Nice."
by Cody Murray October 03, 2006
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glock

The worst gun you can purchase in the game Counter Strike.
"haha, you got killed by a glock you noobie"
by Cody Murray August 15, 2006
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queerp

Used as a insult for instances when you hear someone yelling the word "queer" as an insult towards someone else. You, in turn, would describe the insulter as a "queerp."

A queerp says "queer" in a specific way; it is said loudly and bluntly. A queerp, for the most part, is usually a douche bag and/or cool guy.
John: "Nice backpack Simon" *Said sarcastically*

Simon: "Uhhm, thanks" *Simon walks away*

John: "QUEER" *Said loud and blunt*

Cody: "Man, John's such a queerp"
by Cody Murray April 06, 2005
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river nigger

An expression used in the card game "Texas Hold 'em Poker" for someone who was losing the hand to one or more players, and was saved by the 5th card, the river, due only to luck, and won the hand.
Bob: "All in"

Stew: "... I call"

Bob: "haha, I'm beating you with the odds of 4:1 in favour of me, you only have 3 cards you can hit out of the deck, with one card left, what a crappy call and a horrible read"

Stew: *hits the '3' he needed on the river card*

Bob: "OH MY GOD, HOW LUCKY CAN YOU GET? GO PLAY SLOT MACHINES YOU RIVER NIGGER!"
by Cody Murray April 09, 2006
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300

A Movie made in 2007, by Frank Miller (Sin City), about the Battle of Thermopylae (480 BC), where 300 Greek Spartans defeated about 20,000 Persians.

Leonidas I of Sparta was the leader of the Spartans.

Xerxes I of Persia was the leader of the Persians.

Many extremists believe that the Persian army was 5,283,220 soldiers large, while the Greeks had only 7,000 soldiers.
"Did you go see '300'? "

"Yeah, it was nuts."
by Cody Murray October 31, 2006
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