Definitions by Cody Murray
glock
glock by Cody Murray August 15, 2006
halarious
The way far too many people spell "hilarious." It is definitely one of the most popular misspelled words in the english laguage. "Halarious" is how most people pronounce "Hilarious" in every day speech. This is the root of the word.
An IM conversation:
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Joe: "Dood thatz halarious"
Grant: "No dude, it's your typing that's hilarious."
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Joe: "Dood thatz halarious"
Grant: "No dude, it's your typing that's hilarious."
halarious by Cody Murray August 9, 2006
river nigger
An expression used in the card game "Texas Hold 'em Poker" for someone who was losing the hand to one or more players, and was saved by the 5th card, the river, due only to luck, and won the hand.
Bob: "All in"
Stew: "... I call"
Bob: "haha, I'm beating you with the odds of 4:1 in favour of me, you only have 3 cards you can hit out of the deck, with one card left, what a crappy call and a horrible read"
Stew: *hits the '3' he needed on the river card*
Bob: "OH MY GOD, HOW LUCKY CAN YOU GET? GO PLAY SLOT MACHINES YOU RIVER NIGGER!"
Stew: "... I call"
Bob: "haha, I'm beating you with the odds of 4:1 in favour of me, you only have 3 cards you can hit out of the deck, with one card left, what a crappy call and a horrible read"
Stew: *hits the '3' he needed on the river card*
Bob: "OH MY GOD, HOW LUCKY CAN YOU GET? GO PLAY SLOT MACHINES YOU RIVER NIGGER!"
river nigger by Cody Murray April 26, 2006
shitpit
A reoccurring red and blotchy rash surrounding the armpit. The cause and the cure for this symptom are both unknown. Some experts believe that it is due to continual usage of a certain arm deodorant and/or antiperspirant in which the person is somewhat allergic. A sufferer of "shitpit" usually decides not to switch the infecting product just for the heck of it, rather than logically trying a different product. It is a very complex disease affecting the person both mentally (insanity) and physically (red pits).
Darrell: "Dude, let's go to the Aqua-centre for a swim."
Bjorn: "Nah, I don't really want to."
Darrell: "Why the hell not?"
Bjorn: "Uhhh..... my shitpit is acting up again, it'll be embarrassing."
Bjorn: "Nah, I don't really want to."
Darrell: "Why the hell not?"
Bjorn: "Uhhh..... my shitpit is acting up again, it'll be embarrassing."
shitpit by Cody Murray September 16, 2005
Pierre Bernard
One of the best characters from the Conan O'Brien show (12:30am weekdays on NBC). His skit is named "Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage." He's a very soft-spoken fellow. Conan usually starts the skit out by saying "Are you comfortable, Pierre?" and Pierre responds with "I'm comfortable and furious Conan." It's very humorous coming from such a soft-spoken little guy. After Conan introduces him, he proceeds to complain about 'important' contemporary issues, well, important to him. They're usually very bizarre, random, and trivial, making it all the more hilarious.
Brandon: "Did you see Pierre Bernard on Conan last night, hahaha, that guy is hilarious."
Cody: "Oh, I saw it, it was brilliant, I almost crapped in my pajama pants."
Cody: "Oh, I saw it, it was brilliant, I almost crapped in my pajama pants."
Pierre Bernard by Cody Murray September 11, 2005
fagfoot
An insult you can use when someone beats you in any soccer drill.
The theory of the origin of this insult can be linked to the usage of your feet in soccer (foot), and the popularity of the many insults revolving around homosexuality (fag). fag + foot = fagfoot.
The theory of the origin of this insult can be linked to the usage of your feet in soccer (foot), and the popularity of the many insults revolving around homosexuality (fag). fag + foot = fagfoot.
Cody: "Haha, looks like you couldn't get the ball after that strike of mine."
Bjorn: "Aarrghh, you're like some stupid fagfoot or something."
Bjorn: "Aarrghh, you're like some stupid fagfoot or something."
fagfoot by Cody Murray September 9, 2005
poolax
1. A funnier and better way of describing a food or drug laxative that helps you to poo.
2. Slang and/or short form for laxative.
3. A popular personality from the online PC video game Counter-Strike. His heyday was mainly in Counter-Strike version 1.5 around the year 2001 (specifically on a server called "Thunderdome" which was a Warcraft 3 MOD server) Although he was most prevalent in version 1.5, poolax has been frequenting Counter-Strike servers from version 1.2 through present-day Counter-Strike: Source. His other popular alias was "Oprah" from the infamous "|FAT|" clan. Poolax also had a famous counterpart, "chode", who accompanied poolax at the top of the thunderdome ranks, and in the |FAT| clan, where he was referred to as "Rita McNeil".
2. Slang and/or short form for laxative.
3. A popular personality from the online PC video game Counter-Strike. His heyday was mainly in Counter-Strike version 1.5 around the year 2001 (specifically on a server called "Thunderdome" which was a Warcraft 3 MOD server) Although he was most prevalent in version 1.5, poolax has been frequenting Counter-Strike servers from version 1.2 through present-day Counter-Strike: Source. His other popular alias was "Oprah" from the infamous "|FAT|" clan. Poolax also had a famous counterpart, "chode", who accompanied poolax at the top of the thunderdome ranks, and in the |FAT| clan, where he was referred to as "Rita McNeil".
14 year old CS geek: "Oh my god, what the hell, poolax just knifed me from behind, he's so leet."
45 year old CS geek: "What the hell, he keeps killing 4 of us at a time with his stupid suicide bombing technique, I'm totally getting him banned... and why is he always talking about poo?"
45 year old CS geek: "What the hell, he keeps killing 4 of us at a time with his stupid suicide bombing technique, I'm totally getting him banned... and why is he always talking about poo?"
poolax by Cody Murray September 8, 2005