Piss Monkey

A Monkey that pisses on you when you go to the zoo.

That piss monkey just pissed on me, its a (fag)

by Cock April 27, 2005

octocock

A female in active use of 8 penii, all of which must be manipulated by her simultaneously. A minimum of 2 must be in arse, 2 in vag. Other orifii may be employed at the owner's discretion.

Fuckin 'ell, john lent me a stick flick last night that had an octocock. A fucking OCTOCOCK! Jesus, she must have been sore afterwards.

by cock November 29, 2003

three fan

Andrew Trifan, or laying down three cards of the same type in the card game asshole.

Oh shit, here comes 3 fan.
Dude i just 3 fanned it.

by Cock March 18, 2004

friend

A person whom Andy thinks you can walk all over because you have a bad hair day.

It was so cool when I started making personal stabs at my friends, they must of really enjoyed it!

by Cock June 04, 2003

bloodhound gang

A good band, who have tons of great songs besides the one everyone heard on the radio. Some are just too stupid to look into more than the radio though.

the bloodhound gang are a hell of a lot funnier than that stupid ass homestar runner strong bad shit will ever be

by cock June 28, 2003

pernis

a nerds penis

im a nerd, so im cool cuz i spell things wrong, did i mention im a homo?

by COCk June 11, 2003

stubble

Tiny hairs that grow back in the genital region after shaving.

Yo woman look at that stubble

by Cock April 10, 2005