Cock's definitions

friend

A person whom Andy thinks you can walk all over because you have a bad hair day.

It was so cool when I started making personal stabs at my friends, they must of really enjoyed it!

by Cock June 4, 2003

Download PackRat

What to do in public school when you're bored.

Download lots of useless stuff.

by cock June 4, 2003

pernis

a nerds penis

im a nerd, so im cool cuz i spell things wrong, did i mention im a homo?

by COCk June 10, 2003

bloodhound gang

A good band, who have tons of great songs besides the one everyone heard on the radio. Some are just too stupid to look into more than the radio though.

the bloodhound gang are a hell of a lot funnier than that stupid ass homestar runner strong bad shit will ever be

by cock June 28, 2003

Junk In the Trunk

Having a large ass.

Anita Ritchie

by COCK November 2, 2003

octocock

A female in active use of 8 penii, all of which must be manipulated by her simultaneously. A minimum of 2 must be in arse, 2 in vag. Other orifii may be employed at the owner's discretion.

Fuckin 'ell, john lent me a stick flick last night that had an octocock. A fucking OCTOCOCK! Jesus, she must have been sore afterwards.

by cock November 29, 2003

penis

A male organ that dangles between the legs, just above ones hairy nut sack.

Most commonly, it is used as a pipe through which urine can pass from the bladder to the outside world.

Its secondary use, for which it is used less frequently but yet for which it is most famous, is as a pipe for transporting semen from the testicles to the outside world.

Through vigorous stimulation, my erect penis regularly ejaculates into my wifes wonderfully tasty pussy, into her delightfully moist and warm mouth, onto her beautiful face and over her wonderful tits.

My wife stroked my penis very effectively with her well trained hand whilst licking the base of the shaft and sucking my balls which resulted in my penis shooting my warm sticky cum onto her face and in her hair.

by Cock August 29, 2003