Piss Monkey

A Monkey that pisses on you when you go to the zoo.
That piss monkey just pissed on me, its a (fag)
by Cock April 26, 2005
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penis

A male organ that dangles between the legs, just above ones hairy nut sack.

Most commonly, it is used as a pipe through which urine can pass from the bladder to the outside world.

Its secondary use, for which it is used less frequently but yet for which it is most famous, is as a pipe for transporting semen from the testicles to the outside world.
Through vigorous stimulation, my erect penis regularly ejaculates into my wifes wonderfully tasty pussy, into her delightfully moist and warm mouth, onto her beautiful face and over her wonderful tits.

My wife stroked my penis very effectively with her well trained hand whilst licking the base of the shaft and sucking my balls which resulted in my penis shooting my warm sticky cum onto her face and in her hair.
by Cock August 29, 2003
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cock

A males dick that gets sucked all the time.
Damn! My girl sucked my cock all fucking night. My cock is still throbing, I need to go jack offmy cock so all my cum can get on my fucking britney spears poster.
by cock May 11, 2004
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three fan

Andrew Trifan, or laying down three cards of the same type in the card game asshole.
Oh shit, here comes 3 fan.
Dude i just 3 fanned it.
by Cock March 17, 2004
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stubble

Tiny hairs that grow back in the genital region after shaving.
Yo woman look at that stubble
by Cock April 09, 2005
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pernis

im a nerd, so im cool cuz i spell things wrong, did i mention im a homo?
by COCk June 10, 2003
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