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hungry bum

Also known as a wedgie, where the underpants are drawn/forced/pulled/slipped up into the butt crack.
That hungry bum they gave Clarence in gym class left a big skid mark on his gauchies.
by Cluin September 3, 2003
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car booger

A chunk of ice or hard slush, usually dark brown, which is found in the middle of, or alongside, the road in winter, having fallen off a passing car. It builds up like a stalactite behind the wheel from dirty road slush being thrown up there and sticking. Also known in some quarters as a slurd.
Dear Uncle Pete... Weather was a bit warmer today so car boogers were in evidence everywhere on the roads... kids were dodging cars and running out to kick them apart on their way home from school.... p.s. Mom's hemorrhoids are acting up again.
by Cluin May 18, 2006
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crowsfoot noggin

Oral sex (head) from a cougar (older lady).
Crowsfoot noggin is the best. Experience pays off big time.
by Cluin October 19, 2003
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growling at the badger

What they call cunnilingus in Glasgow, Scotland (source: Billy Connolly, the funniest man in the world)
Also known as "going the growl"
"Know what they call cunnilingus in Glasgow?.... Growling at the badger!"
by Cluin September 2, 2003
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kife

A fairly specific word of limited application, it refers to the foreign matter (pine needles, leaf bits, bugs, poleen, etc.) that collects and floats in drinking water or soup or tea or coffee while you are camping. You strain or skim it off before you ingest the good stuff.
Tea's ready, hon! You'll have to skim the kife off yourself, but don't worry... it just adds extra vitamin K.
by Cluin February 28, 2004
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dinktwat

Technically, a small useless thing. But more usually a general insult/term for a hopeless twit.
What boardroom dinktwat came up with the idea that we stop using the term spyware and now call it "unwanted 3rd party software"?
by Cluin May 18, 2006
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snake and eggs

The male version of the "camel toe", usually seen on tight-jeaned rock stars of 70s.
"Check out the snake `n' eggs on Daltrey in this shot. Think that's all him or is he packin' a gym sock?"
by Cluin September 1, 2003
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