growling at the badger

What they call cunnilingus in Glasgow, Scotland (source: Billy Connolly, the funniest man in the world)
Also known as "going the growl"

"Know what they call cunnilingus in Glasgow?.... Growling at the badger!"

by Cluin September 02, 2003

crowsfoot noggin

Oral sex (head) from a cougar (older lady).

Crowsfoot noggin is the best. Experience pays off big time.

by Cluin October 19, 2003

kife

A fairly specific word of limited application, it refers to the foreign matter (pine needles, leaf bits, bugs, poleen, etc.) that collects and floats in drinking water or soup or tea or coffee while you are camping. You strain or skim it off before you ingest the good stuff.

Tea's ready, hon! You'll have to skim the kife off yourself, but don't worry... it just adds extra vitamin K.

by Cluin February 28, 2004

car booger

A chunk of ice or hard slush, usually dark brown, which is found in the middle of, or alongside, the road in winter, having fallen off a passing car. It builds up like a stalactite behind the wheel from dirty road slush being thrown up there and sticking. Also known in some quarters as a slurd.

Dear Uncle Pete... Weather was a bit warmer today so car boogers were in evidence everywhere on the roads... kids were dodging cars and running out to kick them apart on their way home from school.... p.s. Mom's hemorrhoids are acting up again.

by Cluin May 18, 2006

dinktwat

Technically, a small useless thing. But more usually a general insult/term for a hopeless twit.

What boardroom dinktwat came up with the idea that we stop using the term spyware and now call it "unwanted 3rd party software"?

by Cluin May 18, 2006

slurd

A chunk of ice or hard slush, usually dark brown, which is found in the middle of, or alongside, the road in winter, having fallen off a passing car. It's made up of the slushy stuff that builds up behind the wheels and is also known as a car booger.

Bill, the idiot, crashed his car into a telephone pole playing "Dodge the Slurds" on his way to the store today. He's such a stupid dinktwat!

by Cluin May 18, 2006

blue sirocco

Getting farted on during sex. (A sirocco is a hot wind from the desert)

Fuck, I got grossed out last night, dude! I was going the growl on my girl friend and she totally gave me a blue sirocco. She blamed it on the chili she had for lunch, but I think she did it on purpose.

by Cluin September 02, 2003