Definitions by Cloud

ask jeeves 

The lamest Search Engine Ever. The commercials tell you that typing in a question will give you an answer.

All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.

Me: *types in* Where can I find 10 hour long porn movies?

Ask.com: 1st Result A Brief History on movies at the cinema!

Me: Why can't Ask.com implode?

Ask.com: 1st Result 10 HOUR Pr0n DVD'Z 4 DOwnloaDINg LOLZ!!!11

Me: Ah.. I think i'm gonna go use Google now...

ask jeeves by Cloud November 27, 2004

triple triple 

The best score you can get in Scrabble.

If a word is formed that covers two red Triple Word Squares, the score is tripled and then tripled again, or is nine times the total letter count.

Jerry: WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAH!!
Me: Why are you so happy?
Jerry: I just got a TRIPLE TRIPLE!!
Me: WTF!!?!?!?!! HOW!?!!?!?

triple triple by Cloud November 24, 2004

w3c

Without W3C there would be no Internet. Possibly the greatest people on Earth.

They have saved millions many hour sof having to jack off to imaginery porn in their heads.

Also invented HTML, the basis of all internet code.

W3C have saved my life.

w3c by Cloud November 23, 2004

ICQ 

A lame Instant Messaging service, where you get a lame number that is your chatting ID, that can hardly be remembered.

gets totally thrashed by MSN Messanger.

Amanda: My ICQ is: 43943693735
Me: Yeah whatever fag, get MSN or you are dumped.

ICQ by Cloud November 23, 2004

Sean Paul

Possibly one of the worst artists ever. Sounds like a total fool when he sings, and everyone who likes him has the IQ of about 6.

Listen to some real music dickheads, like Vocal Trance

Sean Paul by Cloud November 22, 2004

Download 

What 99% of the world obtain their music and programs. In 5 years CD's, tapes and records etc will all be eliminated.

In 2020 it will be possible to download the Internet.

Download by Cloud November 22, 2004

Boy Racers 

Total losers who spend more money doing up their cars, than what they actually paid for the car.

They like to drive up and down the same road trying to act cool with their exhaust which sounds like a dying cow.

Populate Essex aswell.

That Boy Racer fag paid more money to trick it out than the car. Oh wait wow, he has a girl in the frotn seat who isn't even legal to read Never Never Land yet!

Boy Racers by Cloud November 22, 2004