Clinton Sounds's definitions

bartholin gland

This is a small gland about the size of a kidney bean that sits above the vulva just before the vagina. It is responsible for producing vaginal fluids so that sexual intercourse is smooth and lubricated. Older women often have a faulty bartholins gland, hence they suffer from a dry vagina. The odour of the lubricating juice from the bartholins gland is often dependent on the womans diet, but in younger women the odour could be described as slightly fishy. Red Heads bartholin gland secretions are particularly pungent and cunnilingus is a very tasty affair with Red Heads.

Sandra my girlfriend was a Red Head and her bartholin gland always produced plenty of vaginal juice for my enjoyment during cunnilingus. So pungent was her odour that I used brown bread to mop up her juices and I snacked upon her secretions with relish.

by clinton sounds April 13, 2005

lubbocked

This is the unpleasant term, first used by 'Loaded' a U.K. 'lads' magazine to describe death by fisting. Its roots lie in the case of a young man Stuart Lubbock who was fisted to death at a poolside drugs and sex party hosted by the U.K. television celebrity michael barrymore.

It is at this drugs and sex, poolside party, that michael barrymore and his perverted chums took the naieve stuart lubbock into a private bedroom, and fisted him to death. The medical pathologist recorded 'serious anal and rectal injuries'. Yet michael barrymore was aquitted and 'death by misadventure' was recorded.

It is particularly awful way to die: being kidnapped by gay men and 'lubbocked' to death.

by clinton sounds April 19, 2005

fisting

The act of inserting ones fist into either a vagina or rectum. It requires patience and excessive lubrication. It is a popular practise among gay men.

Walter and Bertie decided that this evening they would take turns in fisting Horace.

by Clinton Sounds January 30, 2004

Drinking red sea

This being the act of performing cunnilingus during a woman's menstruation. So called chewy bits are often in abundance and towards the end of a womans period stringy bits of uterus are often expelled from the vagina. Many men are revolted by drinking red sea yet it is a highly pleasurable practise and particularly nutritious to the licker.

Sandra's periods were so heavy and always lasted a week so I had no other options except drinking red sea.

by clinton sounds April 13, 2005

pink oboe

Another name for the penis. Made famous by the late Peter Cook's 'Here Comes the Judge' speech.

Also a name given to the public houses and bars frequented by gay clientele.

Horace said to Walter, 'I would like to suck on your pink oboe'.

Walter suggested they both go to the pink oboe for a Campari and soda.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

panty sniffer

This (usually) being a male of any age who sniffs the used and soiled panties of a girl, lady or woman. The stained panties of women have a wide variety of smells and tastes, ranging from urine stains, vaginal juice stains, menstrual blood stains, vaginal mucus stains to feces stains. The odour of the stain(s) can be highly arousing to the sniffer and masturbation is often conducted in a highly aroused state, almost beyond the sexual highs of regular sexual contact. This 'high' is due to an additional adrenalin release because of the 'guilt' factor of solitary masturbation with a fetish object. Regular panty sniffers often become so obsessed with the act, that they will go to extraordinary lengths to obtain used women panties. The ultimate goal is often used schoolgirl panties; which have a slightly fishy odour and are often heavily stained with young vaginal juices. Some sniffers prefer the more mature lady's panties which have a higher mucus content and that zinc pink odour and taste, mixed with a few drops of stale urine. Then there is the more perverse individual who seeks for evidence of feces or stools staining.

Desmond, went to the bathroom immediately after his cousin Sarah had showered and locked the door. There on the floor were her panties and night shirt tossed in the corner. Little did Sarah know that he masturbated furiously each morning with her panties over his head. To him, those panties were worth more than solid gold.

by clinton sounds April 10, 2005

brown docking

The act of passing one turd from the anus of one individual to another anus of an individual, achieved with care, patience and lubrication. First witnessed in the German Porno film 'Choc Horror'.

I watched as the two lesbians engaged in brown docking, slowly, one girl strained to expel her turd whilst the other girl, the receiver, relaxed her anal sphincter muscles and received the turd completely into her own rectum.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004