settle down

It means to get married or commit to a monogamous relationship; probably the two most indicative words for the situation itself, born of a word that can mean "to move downward; sink, or descend," "to subdue," and "to conclude," and a word that means the "opposite of up."
"Man looks like Lester finally had to settle down and give up the player lifestyle...man, and settle isn't wrong!"
by Clint October 10, 2005
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drunken hippie

Drunken Hippie (n.)

A drunken hippie is a drink made of half vodka and half cold green tea. The first ever drunken hippie had four shots of vodka in it. I originated this drink trying to conceal the fact that i was drinking in my dorm.
Yo, i had four drunken hippies last night, i felt like an alcoholic.
by Clint January 19, 2005
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munny

The feeling of being actively bored, wanting to have something to do but not knowing what to do, anxious.
"Danzig is a cool band."
by Clint October 02, 2003
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Phobos

noun- The largest moon of Mars, named after one of the chief horsemen of Mars, the Roman god of war. Literally means "Fear".
NASA is looking at the possibility of sending a lander to phobos to get better pictures of the planet Mars.
by Clint March 26, 2004
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californicate

1. verb - The act of migration from California to other states in search of cheaper housing, better morals, and lack of gangs, drugs, prostitution, etc. Instead, they drive up house prices whereever they move to, and bring their low morals, gangs, drugs, and prostitution to the other states.

2. verb - The performance of sexual acts with a person higher-up in the movie industry in order to be in a Hollywood movie, made famous in a song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

3. verb - The combination of the words California and fornicate to signify the despicable acts defined above. See californication.
1. Don't californicate Utah!

2. She had to californicate just to be an extra on the set for that movie.

3. They want to californicate the whole nation.
by Clint April 12, 2004
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pussy bandit

1. noun.

a. A male who, often through means of manipulation and deception, attempts to gain the physical affection of a female who is already committed to another person. Common motives include; jealousy, or the need to compensate for feelings of inferiority to the victim; uncontrollable sex drive; or simple spite or malicious intent.

{Pussy from Low German puse + Bandit from Italian bandito}
1. That filthy pussy bandit SPC Espino tried to steal Matt's woman, but fortunately, he was cock blocked and failed miserably. Maybe, it's because he has an incredibly severe case of dick hand.
by clint August 27, 2004
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postjulianoscopy

After probing somebodies ass with a wooden spoon, to proceed to use orange juice in an attempt to simulate a tropical environment. He then plunges the already crud covered spoon into his patner's mouth until said partner rolphs. The object is to produce a vomit that could be passed off as corn chowder.
Pat: damn playa that was one hell of a post julianoscopy
by clint November 03, 2004
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