Definitions by Clint
van helsing
one who goes after ugly women at night while intoxacated and wakes up feeling like he spent the night hunting for monsters
van helsing by clint February 23, 2005
pluve
A word that means to love someone without a romantic connotation; created as a contraction of "Plutonic" and "love"
drunken hippie
Drunken Hippie (n.)
A drunken hippie is a drink made of half vodka and half cold green tea. The first ever drunken hippie had four shots of vodka in it. I originated this drink trying to conceal the fact that i was drinking in my dorm.
A drunken hippie is a drink made of half vodka and half cold green tea. The first ever drunken hippie had four shots of vodka in it. I originated this drink trying to conceal the fact that i was drinking in my dorm.
drunken hippie by Clint January 19, 2005
Discipline the Simian
Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"
Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."
Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."
Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."
Discipline the Simian by Clint November 5, 2004
postjulianoscopy
After probing somebodies ass with a wooden spoon, to proceed to use orange juice in an attempt to simulate a tropical environment. He then plunges the already crud covered spoon into his patner's mouth until said partner rolphs. The object is to produce a vomit that could be passed off as corn chowder.
postjulianoscopy by clint November 3, 2004
manjugs
1. While deployed in Kuwait, Clint furiously groped his manjugs during masturbation. He was very lonely.