Clint's definitions

Deimos

The smallest moon of Mars, named after one of the chief horsemen of Mars, the Roman god of war. Literally means "panic". Best known for its irregular potato-like shape.

The mars probe went past Deimos and disappeared.

by Clint March 26, 2004

goblersnob

a condition where the nasel passages have been inflamed at birth as a result of being dropped face first to the floor.

Chris are you on medication for that goblersnob.

by Clint March 1, 2003

munny

The feeling of being actively bored, wanting to have something to do but not knowing what to do, anxious.

"Danzig is a cool band."

by Clint October 2, 2003

Phobos

noun- The largest moon of Mars, named after one of the chief horsemen of Mars, the Roman god of war. Literally means "Fear".

NASA is looking at the possibility of sending a lander to phobos to get better pictures of the planet Mars.

by Clint March 26, 2004

dick hand

noun; A condition often observed after a man masturbates, or when a woman gropes a man's genitals, and fails to wash his/her hands sufficiently or at all afterwards. Symptoms may be less or more severe depending on the frequency and thoroughness with which the male washes his penis, and may include foul odor, damp skin, and in severe cases, the presence of semen on the sufferer's hand(s).

Even without close examination, I could tell by the smell that Tyler had contracted a severe case of dick hand.

by clint August 24, 2004

californicate

1. verb - The act of migration from California to other states in search of cheaper housing, better morals, and lack of gangs, drugs, prostitution, etc. Instead, they drive up house prices whereever they move to, and bring their low morals, gangs, drugs, and prostitution to the other states.

2. verb - The performance of sexual acts with a person higher-up in the movie industry in order to be in a Hollywood movie, made famous in a song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

3. verb - The combination of the words California and fornicate to signify the despicable acts defined above. See californication.

1. Don't californicate Utah!

2. She had to californicate just to be an extra on the set for that movie.

3. They want to californicate the whole nation.

by Clint April 12, 2004

Californication

The migration of people from California to other states to look for cheaper housing, better morals, lack of gangs/drugs/prostitution, etc., but bring their own lack of morals, drive up house prices, and bring gangs/drugs/prostitution to the other states.

The californication of Utah, Arizona, Oregon, and Idaho has escalated in the last 10 years. Why doesn't California do us a favor and just sink into the ocean?

by Clint March 23, 2004