Clint's definitions

startrek

A show that, despite it's long history and fame, is to this day viewed only by obese homosexual stamp-collecting faggots, who at best might make love to a microwaved bagel. A popular debate topic as of now is how William Shatner ever found work or intercourse after his time on the show.

Me and my friends plan to go to my house and play Pokemon and watch Startrek- just not too late cuz my bedtime is 5:30.

by Clint May 13, 2005

lezboner

noun; the result of one female's attraction to another, characterized by the massive, uncontrollable engorging of the clitoris,and lewd, sometimes erratic behavior.

Holy shit, did you see Shahera pop that huge lezboner for Kristen?

by clint August 14, 2004

Discipline the Simian

Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"

Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."

Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."

by Clint November 5, 2004

homovertones

Having distinctly homosexual themes; a pervasive sense of homoeroticism.

"I went to Josh's place; he says he decorated himself and I tell you, some serious homovertones. I wonder about that guy..."

by Clint April 4, 2005