Clint's definitions

pussy bandit

1. noun.

a. A male who, often through means of manipulation and deception, attempts to gain the physical affection of a female who is already committed to another person. Common motives include; jealousy, or the need to compensate for feelings of inferiority to the victim; uncontrollable sex drive; or simple spite or malicious intent.

{Pussy from Low German puse + Bandit from Italian bandito}

1. That filthy pussy bandit SPC Espino tried to steal Matt's woman, but fortunately, he was cock blocked and failed miserably. Maybe, it's because he has an incredibly severe case of dick hand.

by clint August 27, 2004

pluve

A word that means to love someone without a romantic connotation; created as a contraction of "Plutonic" and "love"

"You know I pluve you Melissa, but I'm your best friend, I can't make out with you"

by Clint February 3, 2005

munny

The feeling of being actively bored, wanting to have something to do but not knowing what to do, anxious.

"Danzig is a cool band."

by Clint October 2, 2003

Deimos

The smallest moon of Mars, named after one of the chief horsemen of Mars, the Roman god of war. Literally means "panic". Best known for its irregular potato-like shape.

The mars probe went past Deimos and disappeared.

by Clint March 26, 2004

drunken hippie

Drunken Hippie (n.)

A drunken hippie is a drink made of half vodka and half cold green tea. The first ever drunken hippie had four shots of vodka in it. I originated this drink trying to conceal the fact that i was drinking in my dorm.

Yo, i had four drunken hippies last night, i felt like an alcoholic.

by Clint January 19, 2005

settle down

It means to get married or commit to a monogamous relationship; probably the two most indicative words for the situation itself, born of a word that can mean "to move downward; sink, or descend," "to subdue," and "to conclude," and a word that means the "opposite of up."

"Man looks like Lester finally had to settle down and give up the player lifestyle...man, and settle isn't wrong!"

by Clint October 10, 2005

postjulianoscopy

After probing somebodies ass with a wooden spoon, to proceed to use orange juice in an attempt to simulate a tropical environment. He then plunges the already crud covered spoon into his patner's mouth until said partner rolphs. The object is to produce a vomit that could be passed off as corn chowder.

Pat: damn playa that was one hell of a post julianoscopy

by clint November 3, 2004