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pluve

A word that means to love someone without a romantic connotation; created as a contraction of "Plutonic" and "love"
"You know I pluve you Melissa, but I'm your best friend, I can't make out with you"
by Clint February 3, 2005
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pussy bandit

1. noun.

a. A male who, often through means of manipulation and deception, attempts to gain the physical affection of a female who is already committed to another person. Common motives include; jealousy, or the need to compensate for feelings of inferiority to the victim; uncontrollable sex drive; or simple spite or malicious intent.

{Pussy from Low German puse + Bandit from Italian bandito}
1. That filthy pussy bandit SPC Espino tried to steal Matt's woman, but fortunately, he was cock blocked and failed miserably. Maybe, it's because he has an incredibly severe case of dick hand.
by clint August 27, 2004
mugGet the pussy banditmug.

postjulianoscopy

After probing somebodies ass with a wooden spoon, to proceed to use orange juice in an attempt to simulate a tropical environment. He then plunges the already crud covered spoon into his patner's mouth until said partner rolphs. The object is to produce a vomit that could be passed off as corn chowder.
Pat: damn playa that was one hell of a post julianoscopy
by clint November 3, 2004
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techack

1) A very intuitive person who just happens to be able to figure out technology just by playing around with it, usually without any prior experience with said technology. This person is able to figure out any technology, from cell phones, to car stereos, to paper shredders.

2) Never needs instructions on assembly of any new technology and always does it right.
Yogi's such a techack. He's never even used that cell phone before and he's managed to program his own ring.
by Clint July 26, 2004
mugGet the techackmug.

fuckeneh

a canadian word used to express either anger or surprise
Americans: you hosers just lost all your money

Canadians: FUCKENEH!!
by Clint May 13, 2005
mugGet the fuckenehmug.

choony

show us your choony!
by Clint July 27, 2004
mugGet the choonymug.

van helsing

one who goes after ugly women at night while intoxacated and wakes up feeling like he spent the night hunting for monsters
"what happend last night, and why do i feel like van helsing"
by clint February 23, 2005
mugGet the van helsingmug.

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