1. While deployed in Kuwait, Clint furiously groped his manjugs during masturbation. He was very lonely.
by clint September 04, 2004
Get the manjugsmug. from the Latin citron + Cum, slang for sperm, from Greek spermos
1. noun; citricum
a. The product of consuming vast amounts of citrus fruits to deliberately induce a pleasant, sometimes fruity taste in ones cum
2. verb; to citricum, citricame, citricumming, citricums
a. To ejaculate citricum.
1. noun; citricum
a. The product of consuming vast amounts of citrus fruits to deliberately induce a pleasant, sometimes fruity taste in ones cum
2. verb; to citricum, citricame, citricumming, citricums
a. To ejaculate citricum.
1. This citricum is so delicious, high in protien and low in calories. I think I'll share it with SPC Jun.
2. After I citricame on Jun, I threw him out of bed and called him a whore.
2. After I citricame on Jun, I threw him out of bed and called him a whore.
by clint August 26, 2004
Get the citricummug. noun; A condition often observed after a man masturbates, or when a woman gropes a man's genitals, and fails to wash his/her hands sufficiently or at all afterwards. Symptoms may be less or more severe depending on the frequency and thoroughness with which the male washes his penis, and may include foul odor, damp skin, and in severe cases, the presence of semen on the sufferer's hand(s).
Even without close examination, I could tell by the smell that Tyler had contracted a severe case of dick hand.
by clint August 24, 2004
Get the dick handmug. 1: To trick someone with a clever ruse; to deceive without good intentions.
2: To trick someone into letting you shit in their face, which is both a clever ruse and is void of good intention.
2: To trick someone into letting you shit in their face, which is both a clever ruse and is void of good intention.
Last night at Reginald's house, things got a little out of hand, and I bamboozled some bitch when she was looking the other way.
by Clint May 13, 2005
Get the Bamboozlemug. verb. milked the cock, milk the cock, milking the cock, milks the cock
The practice of removing excess semen from the urethra after ejaculation, usually by applying pressure beginning just forward of the scrotum and moving up towards the head of the penis.
The practice of removing excess semen from the urethra after ejaculation, usually by applying pressure beginning just forward of the scrotum and moving up towards the head of the penis.
After brutally reaming Jason L's ass for over three hours, I finnaly came, and afterwards, milked the cock.
by clint August 25, 2004
Get the milking the cockmug. After probing somebodies ass with a wooden spoon, to proceed to use orange juice in an attempt to simulate a tropical environment. He then plunges the already crud covered spoon into his patner's mouth until said partner rolphs. The object is to produce a vomit that could be passed off as corn chowder.
by clint November 03, 2004
Get the postjulianoscopymug. 1. noun.
a. A male who, often through means of manipulation and deception, attempts to gain the physical affection of a female who is already committed to another person. Common motives include; jealousy, or the need to compensate for feelings of inferiority to the victim; uncontrollable sex drive; or simple spite or malicious intent.
{Pussy from Low German puse + Bandit from Italian bandito}
a. A male who, often through means of manipulation and deception, attempts to gain the physical affection of a female who is already committed to another person. Common motives include; jealousy, or the need to compensate for feelings of inferiority to the victim; uncontrollable sex drive; or simple spite or malicious intent.
{Pussy from Low German puse + Bandit from Italian bandito}
1. That filthy pussy bandit SPC Espino tried to steal Matt's woman, but fortunately, he was cock blocked and failed miserably. Maybe, it's because he has an incredibly severe case of dick hand.
by clint August 27, 2004
Get the pussy banditmug.