Clint's definitions

Tivo

1. noun- A very capable digital video recorder that can record more than one TV/Cable/Satellite show at once. This device requires no tape nor disk, but requires a monthly or lifetime subscription to work. It allows you to record, pause, fast forward, rewind, etc., with ease. It uses subscriber feedback and recording history to make "Tivo suggestions", or recordings you haven't asked for that Tivo (the company) believes that you will like. Likely the one thing that scares television advertizers the most.

2. noun- The company who engineered and marketed the Tivo device.

3. verb- The act of using a Tivo machine to record a show.

My Tivo only cost me $99, but saved me a ton on videotapes.

Tivo had my Tivo record Fahrenheit 51 last night. I'm really surprised, but I like that show!

Mom, I told you I wanted to Tivo Crankyankers last night!

by Clint March 25, 2004

munny

The feeling of being actively bored, wanting to have something to do but not knowing what to do, anxious.

"Danzig is a cool band."

by Clint October 2, 2003

Phobos

noun- The largest moon of Mars, named after one of the chief horsemen of Mars, the Roman god of war. Literally means "Fear".

NASA is looking at the possibility of sending a lander to phobos to get better pictures of the planet Mars.

by Clint March 26, 2004

goblersnob

a condition where the nasel passages have been inflamed at birth as a result of being dropped face first to the floor.

Chris are you on medication for that goblersnob.

by Clint March 1, 2003

pluve

A word that means to love someone without a romantic connotation; created as a contraction of "Plutonic" and "love"

"You know I pluve you Melissa, but I'm your best friend, I can't make out with you"

by Clint February 3, 2005

Hobo Tech

Homeless fashion statement.

"Dude, that Bum's pants are so fuckin Hobo Tech...

by Clint August 27, 2003

postjulianoscopy

After probing somebodies ass with a wooden spoon, to proceed to use orange juice in an attempt to simulate a tropical environment. He then plunges the already crud covered spoon into his patner's mouth until said partner rolphs. The object is to produce a vomit that could be passed off as corn chowder.

Pat: damn playa that was one hell of a post julianoscopy

by clint November 3, 2004