Clevering's definitions

Uber cougar

A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.

A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.

The uber cougar arrived early in time for happy hour and took her place by the bar!

by Clevering June 13, 2019

Crotch googling

Putting the phone in your crotch when at a desk or dinner table while googling (checking) a statement or fact

Are you crotch googling that under there?

by Clevering January 9, 2018

surreal reality

When your reality is like a hallucinatory quality of a dream. Seems unreal.

When my father passed, going to work seemed like I was in a surreal reality.

by Clevering January 25, 2018

Cock gawking

Staring at a man’s genetalia for long period of time with awe

Wow. That man is packing. I can’t stop cock gawking.

by Clevering May 22, 2018

Red light

When you ask people to stay and your spouse wants to go to bed and she gives you the look! She’s red lights you!

Did you just red light me?

by Clevering July 16, 2020

Bone Marrow

Shits about to get deep.

I am about to go bone marrow on your ass.

by Clevering July 17, 2020

clevering

Brainstorming in a group to come up with clever urban dictionary definitions!

It took our group a few cocktails and some clevering to come up with “crotch googling” to submit to urban dictionary.

by Clevering May 2, 2018