Clarabella 's definitions

Foragarmi

sculpting regular fruits and vegetables into various shapes and forms.

Applauds and cheers of wonder and amazement filled the room, again, as Jesus turned yet another vat of water into wine at the round table. Heads turned to David for his show and tell. He stood, sweat building upon his brow and pulled from his trouser pocket his latest foragarmi of a carrot whittled away to form a guitar on which he played long into the night.

by Clarabella April 30, 2020

Barnaby Sutton

Barnaby.Sutton

5,10 , 180lbs of perfect, Barnaby. Sutton could restart the hearts of the dead with his profound energy. The frequency of his being creates a vibrancy so bright it’s wise to don sunglasses whilst around him.

Such a strength of character he has that nothing seems to phase Barnaby Sutton though his sensitive side comes through if ever a person is prejudiced or unkind, then a Barnaby Sutton will loose his shit and you will know this as shade will be cast over the world and the sun will go in, so don’t piss him off.

Friend: “oh you seem so happy lately, what’s new with you?
Me “I met Barnaby Sutton”

by Clarabella May 5, 2020

Nunion

nunion; no onions. Whether to take out of, refrain from using Or when there are no onions.

“Waiter I said nunion in my jalfrezzi”

by Clarabella May 6, 2020

Sherlocksmiths

Sherlocksmiths established themselves on may 12th 2017 in an renown Cornish winery. 3 years down the line and still slightly hungover, the sherlocksmiths saunter through life with their motto “why not” which can sometimes lead to mishaps when it comes to booze; dogs; houses and cake but hey ho and on they go spreading love and occasional looks of discontent at mr barkey their cockapoo.

And the sherlocksmiths lived happily ever after, though slightly hoarse from constant reprimand of mr barkey.

by Clarabella May 6, 2020

Not me, was Maria.

Not me, was Maria used when you’re best friend negates a sense of pleasure from sending you obscenities of which you send onto your peers whom are horrified and reprimand you, but in your defence, you retort -Not me, was Maria. Whereby your innocence is restored and equilibrium regained as of course it wasn’t me, but Maria.

Friend “What the hell clare, I will never be able to unsee that gigantic penis now”
Me: “notmewasmaria”

Friend: eyes intent on screen and face drops in horror watching the gigantic penis sway back and forth in rocking motion, shocked, marika replies what the hell Clare? To which I say, it’s not me, was Maria.

by Clarabella May 6, 2020

The Allens

The Allens, established 27th 2017 and continue to epitomise unwavering love and strict honour. For friends they are a sturdy rock, which peers, like barnacles cling to; they prove constant in compassion and selflessness.
A sensational couple are the Allens; both ascetically and innately, and a credit to all who know them.

“Wow! My eyes! Did you just see that couple? Never have I seen such a beautiful pair! Look made for each other”
“Must be “The Allens”

by Clarabella June 1, 2020

Pat krynicka

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Pat Krynicka

Pat krynicka 5 ft 3 inches and 50 kg of pure delight and Burning ambition. A humanitarian and rebel for a cause She shines with the light of a billion stars for all to bask in and wonder.
The epitome of stunning, is pat krynicka, her eyes of burning amber framed by hair of pure gold her peony coloured lips serve a voice with the tone of a gentle sea breeze Whispering through the souls of those lucky enough to be graced by her presence.

pat krynicka marched onward deeper into the mountain stifling her hunger with pressing excitement In Knowing of the wolves and bears in her wake though fearless and determined to climb the heights to get the best view of the stars which bore her.

by Clarabella June 5, 2020