Definitions by Claire

crave 

someone who skreams at a ballbag and gets excited when they dance in a green anorak

nikki's a crave

nikki craves matt

crave by claire February 9, 2004

iono 

when you cant be bothered saying or typing i dont know. commonly used by everyday aussie teenagers

person1: so how do you do... blah blah blah
person2: iono y ask me

iono by claire January 29, 2004

straddle 

to place both legs around something, as you would when riding a horse.

"gee, he's hot, i'd straddle him any day!"

straddle by Claire January 27, 2004

noot 

fanny fart

"Stop nooting."

noot by claire January 19, 2004

nonsuch park 

An enchanting area of natural beauty, found in Cheam, Surrey. Nonsuch Park (also known as "np") is the home to a charming mansion house and acres of delightful lawns, gardens, woodlands and muddy bogs.

Negative points include the fact that perverts hide in the bushes near Nonsuch School, and pikeys sometimes hang out in the bits towards North Cheam.

"Shall we go for a walk in np?"
"Yay!"

nonsuch park by claire January 19, 2004

bum cloud

To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind. (www.dictionary.com)

pwoooh man... did you let out a bum cloud?

bum cloud by Claire January 18, 2004

randomnity 

A highly popular website based around the scandalous lives of a group of chums living in and around Croydon, South London.

Rod: "Ooh, I'd better check that great website, Randomnity, to see what exciting new features have gone up."
Adrian: "Don't forget to check the message board - there's always lots of wonderful messages on the message board."

randomnity by claire January 18, 2004