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Definitions by Claire

'fako' is an adverb and is used to describe anything that you consider to be sub-standard, irratating, trashy, annoying or just plain stupid! to the point that it shouldnt exist.
"OMG that is sooooo fako"
"Did u see that? Fako!"
"lol fako"
fako by claire February 3, 2005
Open Air Pub. Taking place on the lower field at McGill University at the beginning of each semester.
"Man, we spent, like, all afternoon at OAP. Then we went to Poli 227 totally trashed."
OAP by claire February 3, 2005
A cool school in a fucked up town.
JBHS is where all the people I defined GO.
JBHS by claire December 29, 2004
Meesh as in Misha as in someone that goes to JBHS. misha means michael also look up meesh and hornball You are a horndog when you read sex novels and highlight all the sex parts.
horndog by claire December 26, 2004
A person who has little or no money and relies on handouts from seduced Cougars.
kick that kalias out
kalias by Claire December 3, 2004

shmeagol 

verb

-to be in a state of extreme alertness or to be behaving strangely as a result of said alertness

note: the state of alertness is almost always a direct result of an intoxication of some kind, usually drugs, alcohol, sugar or red bull.
1. Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1!

note: "shmeagol" is often used out of context, as shown in the example below.

Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1! SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL!!!! WUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA T3H SHMEAGOL=OMFG!!@@!!!
shmeagol by Claire November 21, 2004

Captain Morgan 

Spiced Rum. Makes you yak like crazy though.
Captain Morgan by Claire November 15, 2004