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Cock snuffler

The act of two men bumping their penal heads together.
by CJ May 20, 2004
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The Captain

"The Captain has arrived"
by CJ September 5, 2004
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Random

Weird events, people, actions, etc. that are often associated with a large groups of people and consumption of even larger amounts of alcamahol.
This random bitch siad she drank "a vagina full of beer" and showed me her tits.
by CJ April 27, 2004
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fetchy

adj. Arrestingly silly. Mainly pertaining to behavior that may be perceived as the norm in some social situations but out of context. Origins - a 2 1/2 year old child. 2005
Dad caught pinching Mom's butt-Hey Dad, that's too fetchy.
by cj February 13, 2005
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Heroin Cult

A cult of zombie heroin addicts. Nocturnal creatures, they can be seen wandering around bushes at night. They wander in a syncronised fashion, back and forth, separated from each other by upto 40 metres. The more prestigious members will hide in the bushes themselves, and can only be seen at close distances by their white clothing or cigarettes.
Liam: Shall we scout out the skate park?
Si: Nah, man, i can see them moving.
Timian: Where?
Si: In the bushes.
Liam: Fuck, there's one fettled out on the quater pipe.
Timian: Nah. Fuck that. Let's stay here.
by CJ September 5, 2004
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love shack

Where you go to get your fuck on!!
Last night I took your mom to my love shack and she gave me a double-sided face pounder.
by CJ March 29, 2005
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chocolate ass cake

n. poop.
Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.
by cj February 22, 2004
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