Definitions by Civic Ricer

feed the geese 

V: The act of masturbating.

Oh, I really had to feed the geese this morning!

feed the geese by Civic Ricer January 30, 2003

ass pirate 

N: One who is looking for the "booty"

Tom, you've been acting like a fuckin ass pirate all night!

ass pirate by Civic Ricer January 29, 2003

Menus 

N: A man with an undersized penis, a mini-penis.

Aaron, put that menus away before you poke someone's eye out!

Menus by Civic Ricer January 29, 2003

Ass Vampire

N: A slang word used to describe a Homosexual

Ass Vampirism V: The act of sucking someone's ass

That guy sure looks like an Ass Vampire!

Ass Vampire by Civic Ricer January 29, 2003