Definitions by Church Wolf

clean coal 

Coal industry lobbying money in untraceable notes.

“My administration is putting an end to the war on coal, going to have clean coal, really clean coal.” Donald Trump

clean coal by Church Wolf April 2, 2017

spinternet 

Using the internet as a vehicle for spin and diversion to counteract blog and other user communication, particularly by totalitarian governments.

The political prisoner suicided in custody by shooting himself 4 times in the head, but the spinternet astroturf explained that it was probably just that the other prisoners didn't like him, so I didn't worry and watched porn instead.

spinternet by Church Wolf September 22, 2009

gumbeh 

Any notorious net troll, particularly one that posts obscene pictures.

When the pictures are found on /b/ then the word is sometimes spelt gum/b/eh.

"Nice one gumbeh."

(In response to somebody posting an obscene sex act or self mutilation.)

gumbeh by Church Wolf December 8, 2006

Nihilartikel

A fake article in a dictionary or encyclopedia or other reference work that was added as a hoax.

Nihilartikel was itself a hoax that appeared in the German version of the wikipedia, and then was copied into the English version, where it resided for over a year before somebody spotted it and removed it.

Nihilartikel by Church Wolf August 18, 2006

fwapping 

See fwap.

Also see fapping; which is not quite the same thing.

I'm going home for a spot of fwapping.

Those aliens have been fwapping half the buildings in Washington and it's got to stop!

I spent many a happy hour fwapping Matilda between her thighs.

fwapping by Church Wolf August 16, 2006

tossing 

Manual stimulation of the male (or less often female) genitalia.

tossing off- masturbation)
tossing him off- (hand-job)

tossing by Church Wolf October 3, 2005