Definitions by Chunkmastarr

Barfdump

When you take a shit and it actually smells like vomit.

I have no idea what I ate but that barfdump was horrible

Barfdump by Chunkmastarr January 20, 2026

Belt Burster

A dump so titanic, savage and undeniable you are forced to unfasten your belt in order to relieve the pressure until you can get to the sacred throne to void yourself.

Never eat five pounds of sauerkraut after three pounds of spicy reindeer ghoulash, that always gives me a serious belt burster

Belt Burster by Chunkmastarr January 18, 2026

Ass Cannon

That which one's buttocks become after the ingestion of spicy hot chili dogs with extra cheese-kraut

Whoa dude you don't wanna sit behind me, I feel the ass cannon spinning up something serious

Ass Cannon by Chunkmastarr January 16, 2026

Feeces

Very expensive poop.

Person 1: Why don't you just drop a chumbler right here?
Person 2: Nah man, I'm rich now, I only drop that feeces

Feeces by Chunkmastarr January 15, 2026

Chasm Spasm

An involuntary twitch or shudder of the butt cheeks.

Man every time I touch fake fur it gives me the worst chasm spasm

Chasm Spasm by Chunkmastarr January 15, 2026

Thermal Load

An extremely hot turd that feels searing hot ejecting from the ass cannon (ie "buttocks").

Never, ever eat Ghost Pepper Beef Bombs, the thermal loads are inhuman.

Thermal Load by Chunkmastarr January 15, 2026

Hot Ripper

A vicious, violent and aggressive fart or series of farts that sounds like paper or cardboard being ripped and also causes a thermal load issue in the pants, causing butt sweat from the combined heat and fear of discovery.

Well, my date was going awesome until the beef and custard sandwich took its revenge....she left pretty quick after the hot rippers started coming.

Hot Ripper by Chunkmastarr January 15, 2026