Definitions by Chunkmastarr

Musty Nuts

The piquant aroma that blooms in the crotch when one sweats profusely without showering for multiple days in a row.

*Fresh stank is not yet sufficient to earn the label "musty" as the funk must percolate for a minimum of 48 hours to achieve the properly aged stank of Musty Nuts.

I worked out four times this week and haven't showered once! I bet I got some serious musty nuts goin on

Musty Nuts by Chunkmastarr January 28, 2026

Defestation

Devastation resulting from feces so vile and unstoppable it actually destroys things.

Broooooo, I laid down some serious defestation in that bathroom after those goat cheese chili sauerkraut wraps, I can hear the porcelain cracking now.

Defestation by Chunkmastarr January 27, 2026

Quarter Pounder

1. Any turd weighing more than a quarter pound
2. Any turd so dense it could compress a physical quarter coin

I love eating moose hoof ghoulash, I drop quarter pounders in the sacred dump throne all day

Quarter Pounder by Chunkmastarr January 26, 2026

Asszooka

Weaponizable bio-device that ejects polished, refined nuggets of fine skatole at high velocity.

Hey bro what's up dude wanna chill, I brought my hookah!
Oh shit bro run dude he's got that ASSZOOKA

Asszooka by Chunkmastarr January 25, 2026

Gotham Special

To hang upside down above a criminal in an alleyway and blast out a turd that strikes the criminal while screaming "I'M BATMAN!!!"

Lenny robbed the liquor store yesterday but he came home all splattered in turd, someone must have pulled a Gotham Special on him.

Gotham Special by Chunkmastarr January 25, 2026

Poopfart

A fart that smells like freshly dropped doodoo. A truly convincing poopfart will smell like you dropped a fresh dookie in your shorts.

Jim: ugh dude Billy crapped himself again, ugh, yuck
Billy: no I didn't! I swear it's a poopfart

Poopfart by Chunkmastarr January 20, 2026

Double Barrel

To vomit and defecate at the same time; extra points for diarrhea, triple points for fiarrhea.

Ugh, last time I got food poisoning I was double barrelling for days. It was awful.

Double Barrel by Chunkmastarr January 20, 2026