vinyl ass

The wet ass feeling you get from sitting on vinyl folding chairs. Also known as Slippery Butt Syndrome.

Man now i've got a wet spot on my jeans from severe vinyl ass!

by Chuck Bucket February 17, 2005

Cockrank

Sexual position when a chick sits on your dick, ass facing you, and rocks her butt back and forth, in a cranking motion.

Yeah Lauren, crank dat ass! Crank it up fucker! Gimme da Cockrank

by Chuck Bucket April 08, 2005

Niphole

Literally a hole in the nipple from piercing.
OR
a nickname for chicks named Nicole.

I was sucking on this chicks nipple at White Hen the other day and noticed she had a niphole.

by Chuck Bucket February 08, 2005

Zip Tooth

A condition which occurs as a result of getting one's teeth caught in the zipper of a blow job recipient's pants.

Have you seen Lauren's teeth? She said her goat kicked her in the mouth but I think it's a major case of the zip tooth.

by Chuck Bucket February 08, 2005

Cotton Ball

What you call a pussy that is dry and furry.

Dude, I went down on Lauren last night and I got cotton balled!

by Chuck Bucket April 14, 2005

Boob-eye

The result of a stripper with huge tits giving a guy a boxing style haymaker to the face.

I was getting a lap dance the other night when the stripper asks me if i know of a boxer named Holyfield. i said yes and then out of nowhere i get a shot to the face with one of her HUGE tits! now i've got a case of the Boobeye

by Chuck Bucket February 18, 2005

cock chalk

What you call it when you write on something with your cock after you bone some chick on her period.

after i did lauren last night i marked her up with some cock chalk.

by Chuck Bucket February 18, 2005