Chuck Bucket's definitions

Thumb in the Hose Nozzle

When you're doing a chick in the ass and she gets diarrhea and it squirts out all over the place. Kind of like when you stick your thumb in the end of a hose nozzle and the water shoots out forcefully.

Rich: "So how was fuckin Lauren last night? I could hear it going down in the living room."

Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."

by Chuck Bucket May 10, 2005

Cotton Ball

What you call a pussy that is dry and furry.

Dude, I went down on Lauren last night and I got cotton balled!

by Chuck Bucket April 14, 2005

Cockrank

Sexual position when a chick sits on your dick, ass facing you, and rocks her butt back and forth, in a cranking motion.

Yeah Lauren, crank dat ass! Crank it up fucker! Gimme da Cockrank

by Chuck Bucket April 8, 2005

Poopscotch

The stain left on you undies/panties after wearing them.

Damn babe, from the looks of that poopscotch you must have been eating meatloaf all day!

by Chuck Bucket March 31, 2005

Goo Nuts

When you have your girl rub your cum into your ballsack like it was lotion.

I noticed that the skin on my lunchbox was getting a little ashy so i had my girl give me goo nuts.

by Chuck Bucket March 1, 2005

Mustard Nut

When your cum is thick and yellow like mustard.

I had to piss so bad but Lauren wouldn't stop with the head! so when i came all over her face it was mustard nut.

by Chuck Bucket March 1, 2005

cock chalk

What you call it when you write on something with your cock after you bone some chick on her period.

after i did lauren last night i marked her up with some cock chalk.

by Chuck Bucket February 18, 2005