Thumb in the Hose Nozzle

When you're doing a chick in the ass and she gets diarrhea and it squirts out all over the place. Kind of like when you stick your thumb in the end of a hose nozzle and the water shoots out forcefully.
Rich: "So how was fuckin Lauren last night? I could hear it going down in the living room."

Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."
by Chuck Bucket May 10, 2005
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Steamed Clam

Pussy after a shower. The best taste on Earth.
I ate this chicks steamed clam the other day. i love pussy right after a shower.
by Chuck Bucket January 28, 2005
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Nuuge

The process of filling a chick's navel with spooge. Spelled with two u's due to the fact that you can fill a "u" with spooge but not an "o"
Oh, Oh, OH, get on your back baby, i'm about to NUUGE! AHHHHHHHHHHH! yes! yes.
by Chuck Bucket February 09, 2005
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Decroted

Maggot infested, falling to pieces, months old item alluded to by Napoleon Dynomite.
Why don't you go eat a decroted piece of crap?!

His hair looks decroted.

I think you sharted a decroted piece of crap.
by Chuck Bucket February 04, 2005
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Boob-eye

The result of a stripper with huge tits giving a guy a boxing style haymaker to the face.
I was getting a lap dance the other night when the stripper asks me if i know of a boxer named Holyfield. i said yes and then out of nowhere i get a shot to the face with one of her HUGE tits! now i've got a case of the Boobeye
by Chuck Bucket February 18, 2005
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Niphole

Literally a hole in the nipple from piercing.
OR
a nickname for chicks named Nicole.
I was sucking on this chicks nipple at White Hen the other day and noticed she had a niphole.
by Chuck Bucket February 08, 2005
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cock chalk

What you call it when you write on something with your cock after you bone some chick on her period.
after i did lauren last night i marked her up with some cock chalk.
by Chuck Bucket February 18, 2005
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