Chuck's definitions

bando

An idiot (see fucktard) in a high school or college band.

John was such a bando. Everytime the marching band went out and preformed won an award he shoved it in everyone's face for a week.

"Yeah those bandos over there are corrupting little Timmy, making him do bad things to the director and such.

by Chuck February 16, 2003

iced pudding

a serving of feces which is neatly stirred in a cup or bowl (depending on the size of the load) that is topped off with a generous amount of fresh spluge

after some quality time of pinching a loaf and ejaculating, i made myself a delicious snack of iced pudding

by chuck April 12, 2005

one percenter

A member of an "outlaw" motorcycle gang. Origin is the American Motorcycle Associations assertion from the 1960s that 99% of motorcyclists are law abiding citizens.

The Hells Angels, Outlaws, Banditos, Pagans, Warlocks, etc. then adopted the idea that they were the 1%.

That 1%er just ran a light in front of a cop, and the cop acted like he wasn't there!

by Chuck November 18, 2003

game face

the face that should be warn by a bus driver at all times, especially in times of alarm or warning

when the bus driver nearly crases and shits themselves, the game face must be applied to insure that the passangers are not alarmed

by chuck April 2, 2003

Sketchy

Dangerous, esp. with regards to illegality
unsafe,

Buying drugs in a police station parking lot is sketchy.

That's a sketchy bridge, lets not walk across it.

by Chuck March 31, 2003

garboon

In Texas, they call black people the slang word "garboon"

Hey garboon, get your monkey ass over here!

by Chuck April 17, 2004

five-eighthy

a boner that is larger then a halfy, yet just not quite a full erection

whatch that asian movie last night?? i got a five-eighthy

by chuck April 2, 2003