Definitions by Christian

Have a Phil "Badluck"Barrata episode 

When a Big Italian guy is balls deep in Phil B. and he yells out "Daddy No"

So I was balls deep in Phil last night and he had a Phil Badluck Barrata on me.

Have a Phil "Badluck"Barrata episode by christian October 12, 2004

Neck Dick 

When a guy is getting deepthroated by Phil Barrata and you can see a bump in his neck because the penis is so far down the esophogus.

Phil B. said he had a bad case of neck dick after taking that guy home from the bar.

Neck Dick by Christian October 12, 2004

Kjersti 

Cute american girl. Someone who is intelligent, witty, and classy. Gives the best hugs you can imagine...

I wish that Kjersti was here with me...

Kjersti by Christian September 24, 2004

british empire 

The Greatest Empire the world has ever seen controlling 1/4 of the earth’s surface, the United Kingdom and its Empire are characterised by Protestant Christian values and rule by law. The United Kingdom’s Industrial and Military might are unmatched. Its mission is to expand Christianity and civilisation throughout the entire earth lifting savage populations out of darkness into the light of Britannic civilisation.

The Commonwealth is the greatest empire ever known.

british empire by Christian August 21, 2004

pwd 

This is a UNIX command that means Print Working Directory, has absolutely nothing to do with passwords.

$>pwd
/usr/bin/yourmom
Lists current working directory.....obviously.
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PASSWORDS ON A UNIX SYSTEM.

pwd by Christian July 5, 2004

ultima

1. A popular series of RPGs.

2. In the Final Fantasy universe, often the most powerful attack spell available to mages.

1. Ultima is a popular series of RPGs.

2. Ultima is ten gallons of kick-ass in a five gallon container.

ultima by Christian May 25, 2004

scooge 

That feeling/sound when you take off your shoes and your feet are sore, its like 3 orgasms at once.

Some old man:Need help?
Joey:Its ok, i can scooge on my own
Sam:Dont even scooge in my house.
Grandma:I will urinate on your face
Joey:Wait i have to scooge first
Sam: i said dont scooge in my house!
The Dog: damn thats alot of scooging..

scooge by christian April 26, 2004