Christian's definitions

smack tart

Smack Tart, often used in online matches against other people who suck at the game and act like a complete retard.

'Shut the hell up, Smack Tart.'

by Christian November 4, 2004

Neck Dick

When a guy is getting deepthroated by Phil Barrata and you can see a bump in his neck because the penis is so far down the esophogus.

Phil B. said he had a bad case of neck dick after taking that guy home from the bar.

by Christian October 12, 2004

Kjersti

Cute american girl. Someone who is intelligent, witty, and classy. Gives the best hugs you can imagine...

I wish that Kjersti was here with me...

by Christian September 24, 2004

EER!

A high pitched screeching sound used in substitute of the word awesome.

Man that is like EER!

by Christian April 10, 2003

maigh

Synonymous with the alpha member or the most skilled member of a group. Can be used as a noun or as an adjective. Used when one has been worked or one is the obvious mack

Did you see that boy shred that pipe, he is so maigh!

Be careful yo, one wrong step and you're going to get maighed.

by christian February 18, 2005

Pie

Comes in lots of flavors, and some dude like, screwed it in the movie. I hate pie. Plus, pie sucks and only (insert racial slur)eat them. Bush sucks too.

Outstandingly clear, isn't it?

by Christian April 14, 2005

Have a Phil "Badluck"Barrata episode

When a Big Italian guy is balls deep in Phil B. and he yells out "Daddy No"

So I was balls deep in Phil last night and he had a Phil Badluck Barrata on me.

by christian October 12, 2004