Chris Kirk's definitions

psycho demented freak

A person who persistently and illogically irritates you in a bizarre way.

Coined by Matthew Kirk

"Fuck off you psycho demented freak!"

by Chris Kirk March 28, 2005

horror-porn

A film genre stylistically referencing both the pornographic and horror genres while creating its own hybrid genre.

From the play "Fruit and Nut".

"I’ve obtained us a bottle of tequila and some horror-porn videos."

by Chris Kirk May 13, 2005

horror-porn

A film genre that combines the techniques of both horror films and porn films to create a total base cinematic experience.

From the play "Fruit and Nut" by Chris Kirk.

I’ve obtained us a bottle of tequila and some horror-porn videos.

Horror-porn? You are so hetero. Wait, does horror-porn even exist? I’ve never heard of it.

Anything from the eighties. Actually, the eighties was horror-porn.

by Chris Kirk April 13, 2005

whanaungatanga

abstract noun

Kinship; connecting as one people.

From Maori language.

The group felt they had achieved whanaungatanga.

by Chris Kirk March 28, 2005

cocktail

verb:
The act of anal intercourse.

I'm going out tonight, gonna get me some cocktail!

by Chris Kirk July 25, 2008

cunt scarf

A skirt so high it looks more like a scarf.
An insult.

"Do you have any skirts that are more cunt scarf than this?"
"You cunt scarf."

by Chris Kirk March 28, 2005

sandwich sisters

n. A gay male couple one reguarly has threesomes with.

"I'm going 'round to my sandwich sisters' tonight for a bit of action."

by Chris Kirk April 13, 2005