Chris H., Pip R.'s definitions

Iverson Special

When an old guy brings his grandchildren to the post office or bank (or anywhere else only old people like to go) and locks them in the car, leaving a dank old person fart behind.

Also works with rotten cabbage locked in the trunk during a hot Minnesota summer.

Grandchild 1: "ewww... what's that smell?"

Grandchild 2: "I dunno, grandpa must have farted before he locked the car! GROSS!"

Grandchild 1: "Ah, he gave us the old Iverson Special."

Grandpa: "Take that Johnny son-of-a-bitch!"

by Chris H., Pip R. January 14, 2011

Falufa

Falufa

Entry: Fa-lu-fa (Falufa)
Pronounciation: \ˈfȯl-üf-ȯ\
Function: noun

1. A pouch-like protrusion on a very fat person above/near the genital region, giving the appearance of very fat genitals (commonly seen on fat people riding around on scooters in a grocery store).
2. A second gut.

Dude 1: "what's wrong with that woman? I didn't think Women could get elephantitis..."

Dude 2: "That's just a falufa. She's a fat fuck with 2 guts."

by Chris H., Pip R. May 2, 2010

Chicken Wing

'chi-k&n, 'wing N. A nickname for someone with cerebral palsey or other similar mental disorders that cause one's wrist to form inward that causes their arm to take the appearance of a "chicken wing."

"Poor David, the chicken wing. Too bad he'll never be able to tie a noose!"

by Chris H., Pip R. October 18, 2006

Febreeze

v. To Leave behind a dank fart in your old lady's closet so that the next time she goes in there she catches a strong whiff and it's stuck in her clothes as well.

Febreeze-

Guy 1: Dude you're so mean to your wife.

Guy 2: I know, this morning I febreezed the FUCK outta her closet.

by Chris H., Pip R. April 21, 2007

Cactus Cunt

N. An extremely hairy vagina that is unpleasant to go down on.

Guy: That bitch had a cactus cunt.

by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009

Belt Lap

N. A Painful indentation caused by a belt buckle on the waist. This usually occurs with fat people. 2.When the belt buckle is pulled away from the indented area it can cause excruciating pain for a few seconds.

Fat Man 1: Hey man, I have some serious belt lap going on and it's driving me crazy!

Fat Man 2: Don't pull it out! It's gonna hurt like a bitch!

by Chris H., Pip R. January 7, 2009

Restoring Balance to the Force

v. When one takes a massive dump and all seems to be set right in the world.

Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.

Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?

by Chris H., Pip R. June 1, 2011