Cactus Cunt

N. An extremely hairy vagina that is unpleasant to go down on.
Guy: That bitch had a cactus cunt.
by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009
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Chicken Wing

'chi-k&n, 'wing N. A nickname for someone with cerebral palsey or other similar mental disorders that cause one's wrist to form inward that causes their arm to take the appearance of a "chicken wing."
"Poor David, the chicken wing. Too bad he'll never be able to tie a noose!"
by Chris H., Pip R. October 18, 2006
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pulling an eva

V. pul-ing an E-va

1. To say that you will call and when you will call, and not doing so, thereby keeping your significant other in a perpetual state of waiting.

2. To stand someone up for a date
Guy 1: Hey man, I thought you were going out with Justine tonight.

Guy 2: Apparently not. She just pulled an Eva on me
(Pulling an Eva)
by Chris H., Pip R. April 18, 2007
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conjoined twinophilia

kän-'joind 'twi-nuh-fil-ee-uh
1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.
Man, did you see that special on TLC about the conjoined twins? They were smokin hot!

(Conjoined twinophilia)

Hint: go to google images and type in "Abby and Brittany"
by Chris H., Pip R. January 21, 2007
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tampoon

'tam-'pün tr.V. To prank somebody through the use of tampons soaked in red food dye in order to have the appearance of real used tampons and sticking them to cars, windows, houses, mailboxes, etc.

Similar to TPing
Tampooning Sandy's car last summer was quite a rush.
by Chris H., Pip R. October 19, 2006
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The Hitler Game

A game where a player goes to wikipedia.org, selects "random article," and sees how many clicks it takes to get to the "Adolf Hitler" article. The player who can do it in as few clicks as possible wins.

Fun to play at the office when one is bored.
Deskjockey 1: Man I'm bored...

Deskjockey 2: Then make some more sales calls!

Deskjockey 1: Naw... Work is for suckers... I know! Let's play The Hitler Game!
by Chris H., Pip R. November 17, 2012
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v. When one takes a massive dump and all seems to be set right in the world.
Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.

Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?
by Chris H., Pip R. June 01, 2011
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