Chris H., Pip R.'s definitions

Rothen

'rä-th&n'

1. N. A form of human meat (as cannables would eat). Unground, slab, usually with the consistancy of a steak.

2. Adj. Diseased and dying; rotting while still alive

1. N. Pork : Pig, Beef : Cow, Rothen : Human
2. Man, that rothen meat was exquisite! Your mom sure is a good cook!

1. Adj. That man smells rothen! He absolutley reeks!

by Chris H., Pip R. October 17, 2006

pulling an eva

V. pul-ing an E-va

1. To say that you will call and when you will call, and not doing so, thereby keeping your significant other in a perpetual state of waiting.

2. To stand someone up for a date

Guy 1: Hey man, I thought you were going out with Justine tonight.

Guy 2: Apparently not. She just pulled an Eva on me
(Pulling an Eva)

by Chris H., Pip R. April 18, 2007

conjoined twinophilia

kän-'joind 'twi-nuh-fil-ee-uh
1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.

Man, did you see that special on TLC about the conjoined twins? They were smokin hot!

(Conjoined twinophilia)

Hint: go to google images and type in "Abby and Brittany"

by Chris H., Pip R. January 21, 2007

tampoon

'tam-'pün tr.V. To prank somebody through the use of tampons soaked in red food dye in order to have the appearance of real used tampons and sticking them to cars, windows, houses, mailboxes, etc.

Similar to TPing

Tampooning Sandy's car last summer was quite a rush.

by Chris H., Pip R. October 19, 2006

Iverson Special

When an old guy brings his grandchildren to the post office or bank (or anywhere else only old people like to go) and locks them in the car, leaving a dank old person fart behind.

Also works with rotten cabbage locked in the trunk during a hot Minnesota summer.

Grandchild 1: "ewww... what's that smell?"

Grandchild 2: "I dunno, grandpa must have farted before he locked the car! GROSS!"

Grandchild 1: "Ah, he gave us the old Iverson Special."

Grandpa: "Take that Johnny son-of-a-bitch!"

by Chris H., Pip R. January 14, 2011

Falufa

Falufa

Entry: Fa-lu-fa (Falufa)
Pronounciation: \ˈfȯl-üf-ȯ\
Function: noun

1. A pouch-like protrusion on a very fat person above/near the genital region, giving the appearance of very fat genitals (commonly seen on fat people riding around on scooters in a grocery store).
2. A second gut.

Dude 1: "what's wrong with that woman? I didn't think Women could get elephantitis..."

Dude 2: "That's just a falufa. She's a fat fuck with 2 guts."

by Chris H., Pip R. May 2, 2010

Chicken Wing

'chi-k&n, 'wing N. A nickname for someone with cerebral palsey or other similar mental disorders that cause one's wrist to form inward that causes their arm to take the appearance of a "chicken wing."

"Poor David, the chicken wing. Too bad he'll never be able to tie a noose!"

by Chris H., Pip R. October 18, 2006