religion

1. An explanation of the things we don't understand.
2. A reason to exist. There is no reason for us being here, so we have created our own. God.
3. A controlling agent. Kids be good, or santa won't give you presents. Its the same thing. People behave, or you'll go to hell!
4. Fear of death. Everything suggests that death is the end. Its ludicrous to suppose there is some sort of spiritual afterlife. We all know we will die eventually; and we don't like it. So we deny it..fabricating a fantastic fairytale to convince ourselves that there is no such thing as death. Well its a load of bollocks - remember the Romans worshipped every new planet they saw...the Egyptians worshipped the sun..for as long as man has been around, so has his need to worship something. Its an expression of our insecurity and it will last as long as fear itself
You can't insure your life on a figament of man's collective imagination. Remember once, we all believe the earth was flat, and mental problems were the work of demons
by Chris December 13, 2003
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struth

1) An example of australian slang, 'struth' is used to denot an exclamation.

2) 'my goodness'
"Struth! 'e was a big bugger!"
by Chris June 02, 2003
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dawg

dawg or dog "da origial gangsta"
whatup dawg!?!?!
by chris October 23, 2002
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caddy

cool. stylin'. spectacular.

Central Illinois slang in the 1960's and 1970's. Possibly still in use.
Did you hear the Portishead album? It's pretty caddy!

Did you see Jimbo dive off that cliff and almost hit the rock? It was caddy!!!
by CHRIS October 11, 2003
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piss pumped

"We got absolutely piss pumped by that team today"
by Chris January 08, 2004
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Racne

Acne in the female chest(rack) area.
That chick's boobs have racne on 'em.
by Chris September 13, 2003
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Olsen Twins

Ugly, bug-eyed troll creatures that live in the center of the earth only to emerge during the night from the depths to feed on cocks of human males and smoke crack in yonkers.
"I think they're prolly related to the Hilton Sisters too. . . ."
by Chris January 01, 2005
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