710 definitions by Chris

comprendez

Used in a slightly demenaing manner inquiring a person's understanding of a subject. French word meaning to understand, in the "Vous" conjucation of comprender.

Alayna is a Hoochie, Comprendez?

by Chris April 7, 2004

dustpan

a raging insult used when an individual has made an idiot of themselves or been "owned". spoken with the motion of the left hand covering the mouth in a fist and the right hand flat with the palm in the air doing a motion simulating that of an actual dustpan. see the following dialogue:

jill: "i just don't have my best stuff tonight"
jack: "neither did your mother last night!"
everybody else around:"DUSTPAAAAAN"

by Chris January 14, 2005

A+

Great, Amazing, Wonderful

Look at that car, that car is A+.

by Chris March 18, 2005

tables

noun:slang term for turntables

man chris was rockin' those tables last night at the party!

by Chris February 23, 2004

Seahorse

A lesser entity than a bitch or biat. A comparison to the only species in which the male carries the eggs during gestation.

Look at dat seahorse carryin dat hoes bags.
Kiss my ass you fuckin seahorse.
Punk ass seahorse takin shit from that bitch.

by Chris December 2, 2004

primer 55

Right up there with Metallica, Black Sabbath, Deftones, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, etc. as one of the greatest groups ever. Fortunately, they split up before losing their "hardcore underground" image to become mainstream like a lot of you bastards listen to.

by Chris August 3, 2003

dicking around

wasting time

yo, stop dicking around and get back to work.

by Chris October 27, 2003