Chris's definitions
To "leap like a salmon", usually used in football matches to describe an amazing leaping header. A legendary footballing technique. The word "SALMON!" is usually shouted to pre-emt a "salmon".
Famously mastered by Chris "Salmon!" Allen, for the Mighty Boosh FC.
Famously mastered by Chris "Salmon!" Allen, for the Mighty Boosh FC.
by Chris June 17, 2006
Get the [SALMON]mug. Agressively Hardcore Pissed Off, Meaning one is so pissed that they are very agressive and has a very low temper.
I'm Aggro-core Pissed off
by Chris June 11, 2006
Get the aggro-core pissedmug. im in the mood for some grub-loadin
by chris May 13, 2005
Get the grub-loadinmug. A prison. You cant even piss without getting enema. Grand Larceny is committed everyday and the teachers are too stupid to catch them. Haha. I hate Dunloggin.
Dude1: Wanna steal some laptops?
Dude2: Ok dude... like the school will catch us.
Teacher1: Im gay?
The VP from down Under: My fingers are SMALL!
Mr Dubac: Thats not allowed. Um Yea Well im pretty sure that That isnt allowed. WEll i guesss you allowed. Im in deep S-H-I-T. Science!
Dude2: Ok dude... like the school will catch us.
Teacher1: Im gay?
The VP from down Under: My fingers are SMALL!
Mr Dubac: Thats not allowed. Um Yea Well im pretty sure that That isnt allowed. WEll i guesss you allowed. Im in deep S-H-I-T. Science!
by chris April 8, 2005
Get the Dunloggin Middle Schoolmug. A band that my friends and I are working on, featuring Ian Focht on guitar, Brent Hayes on drums, and myself on bass. Though we don't play or practice yet, we do write poems to eventually become songs and such. We also have fans already, sort of.
Xerox is heavily influenced by some modern metal bands, such as Apartment 26, and Korn, aswell as many classic rock bands, such as The Ramones, Nirvana, and AC/DC.
by Chris June 21, 2004
Get the Xeroxmug. A random varient of the Your Mom dis. Don't actually use it in a real fight since you'll most likely get your sorry ass laughed at. Use it more with sarcasm or jokes around friends.
1. Some person: You dumb shit
You: Your mom in a box
2. Some person: What the hell do you want?
You: Your mom in a box
You: Your mom in a box
2. Some person: What the hell do you want?
You: Your mom in a box
by Chris March 23, 2005
Get the your mom in a boxmug. A word made up by Christopher Ideker when his friends wouldn't stop copying everything funny he said and make it sound like they made it up.
by Chris January 1, 2005
Get the plencemug.