Chris's definitions

blurb

A small, dense amount of descriptive text which can be fired like a projectile.

Shoot me a blurb on that, Tim, and I'll get back to you this afternoon.

by Chris August 30, 2004

lph

Love Peace and Happiness

<Jason> see u later man

<Rob> iight peace lph

by chris April 4, 2004

trooper

Someone who sits on the parkways and highways and writes tickets all day.

The New York state trooper drove his car after the speeder.

by Chris January 3, 2005

ground score

Stuff found on the floor after a concert.

Dude I found twenty bucks and I saw a bunch of other ground score, but they kicked everyone out.

by Chris December 28, 2005

Ford

Fulfills
Off
Road
Demands

Ford is the shits............

by chris November 6, 2004

BUMP N GRIND

Bump and grind referred to the seductive walk of burlesque performers, which contained a lot of hip action. As the hips moved in one direction they were said to grind, stopping with a bump; then grinding in the other direction and repeating the pattern, back and forth, back and forth.
this is an old fashioned definition

Look at her walk. She can really give them the old bump and grind.

by Chris April 5, 2004

Bazizzle

the hip hop bible telling how tupac was killed and how he will be resurrected later on as a rich white dude with mad bitches

I just finished the last chapter of the Bazizzle and I realized, that I must seek out Gizzle.

by chris March 9, 2004