marmalise

Marmalise,

1. to unleash upon a person and completely and utterly destroy them into a pool of viscous orange bio-soup

2. In the event that a person, unintentionally and unfavourably falls into a vat or marmalade, thus becomeing marmalised.
1.

man1: I'm going to marmalise you because I don't like your head
man2: please don't marmalise me because you don't like my head!
man2: *marmalised*

2.

man: this railing looks very stout and hardy, I might put my full body weight on and....*splash*
by Chris February 27, 2005
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ja rule

A scared little boy who has to be protected at all times; Faggot, Bitch, Girl, Turtle, Wanna be gangsta
by Chris January 16, 2005
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capping the whale

When mastrabating, it's when you cover the blowhole before you cum and keeping id there until you're finished. you can do this with just your hand, toliet paper........You get the idea
Right at the end of spanking the monkey, he capped the whale
by Chris December 19, 2004
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chava

The people who hang around on street corners, hurl abuse at passers by, smoke all the time and dress entirely in sportswear. Chavas is a term used almost expressly in the North East of England and is often used to refer to any ne'er do well who would steal your eyes if you weren't looking.
After I shouted a retort back at them, the chavas chased me up the street but they promptly collapsed in a fit of smokers' coughs.
by Chris May 03, 2003
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old hat

Refered to when something has been brought up, or posted on forum multiple times.
"this is such an old hat, find something original"
by Chris February 14, 2005
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Rough Shot

Pr: Ruff Shawt
Origin: A Frat House in Canada
1. A cum shot that was hard to acheive.
Note: Often occurs while with a Hard Target
'Went home last night with a hard target'
'Yeah,eh?'
'Yeah. It was a Rough Shot, but I scored one for the team.'
by Chris June 16, 2006
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The Killer

Ghost faced serial killer and star of the Scream films. Specialises in falling over furniture, using his hands-free kit and playing music at unsociable volumes.
Help, it's The Killer!
by Chris March 26, 2003
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