Chris's definitions

shitpoo

A mix breed of a shih-tzu and a poodle.

Your shih-tzu and my poodle just fucked, they're gonna have a shitpoo.

by Chris December 19, 2004

Fantasm

A fantasm occurs when one ejaculates (most likely while being felated) while simultaneously passing a log.

"I just had a phantasm, and let me tell you, it was something else."

by Chris May 13, 2005

my two cents

A bastardization of "My Two Bits"

The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'

Person 1: "Thats is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid your opinion is anyways."

by Chris July 22, 2006

Assclown

One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

You, my good sir, are an assclown.

Comment submitted with request to Delete:
"My Name is assclown and that is offensive"

by Chris October 23, 2002

four man bob

four man bob is a poo that you have to rock yourself like a bobsleigh just to get it out you ass

eugh this is horrible four man bobber

by Chris January 10, 2005

grub-loadin

the act of grubing out of ones fridge or food source for free

im in the mood for some grub-loadin

by chris May 13, 2005

teflon

The ability to deflect or deny blame in a work situation

You Teflonned that one!

by Chris October 24, 2003