Chris's definitions

teflon

The ability to deflect or deny blame in a work situation

You Teflonned that one!

by Chris October 24, 2003

seatbelt

another word for condom but only when the person says "ride"

Yea, I gave her a "ride" but I used a seatbelt

by Chris January 22, 2005

Dinosaur Juice

gas
gasoline
fuel
fossil fuels

Dude dinosaur juice is 5.00 a gal now!

by chris August 27, 2005

dog food

A word used to refer to the drug heroine.

I'm off that dog food.

by Chris February 14, 2005

sing the sorrow

AFI's album that came out around 2003, it was their third album that was actually good. Showed a lot of depth and progress they have made, transforming from an awful punk band to a more musically sound and artistic band. Their move towards a more darker aspect has generally created a wider fanbase and a much more detailed persona.

Sing the Sorrow is a decent album.

by Chris April 20, 2005

rabid

1 a : extremely violent : FURIOUS b : going to extreme lengths in expressing or pursuing a feeling, interest, or opinion
2 : affected with rabies

That rabid rat went wild and bit me.

by Chris March 20, 2005

ass-monkey

Someone or something that keep throwing their shit in your face.

Wonder what that ass-monkey Bush is gonna say now.

by chris May 13, 2005