restard

A jokish sort of way of saying retard. Occured when a drunk flatmate tried to called me retarded. Has since been adopted as a common insult.
Man, you're so restarded.

Ha! That so ionic....
by Chris May 13, 2005
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we need to talk

prelude to the end of a relationship, "we need to talk" allows someone to move into the reasons for the break-up before the shouting can begin.
We need to talk, David. You're an asshole and I think we should see other people. (It's best for both of us)
by Chris September 22, 2003
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Texas

1.)The southernest of southern states. Where our nation's most clueless president was raised. They act like they are tough but the north kicked their sister-fucking asses in the civil war. They still claim that the confedaracy is still alive, and thier right. They are now members of the KKK and the GOP. Of course you can't be in one without the other. Also after they stole land from Mexico, they get mad at them for trying to make a decent living in the greatest country in the world by stopping imigration

2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.

3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born

4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though
Texan: Don't mess with Texas.
Northerner: I belive we already have.
by Chris January 07, 2006
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fudgepacking

Look, he's fudgepacking that guy!
by Chris December 15, 2002
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tables

man chris was rockin' those tables last night at the party!
by Chris February 22, 2004
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X-Men

(ok why would Xmen be slang and who cares if it is)
A show that is on ABC Family that comes on the air it was on the air in the '90s and in to 2000. it also has a bunch of movies that little kids see
Luc: you want to see X-Men
Me: No there movies suck
Luc: FIne i'm going to talk to a 14 year old girl from Canada
Me: you sick basturd
by Chris May 13, 2005
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wakerbate

an alternative to masturbate
meaning to engage in self-pleasuring activities in order to reach climax
I'm going home to wackerbate

He went to the bathroom to wackerbate
by Chris February 14, 2005
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