Chris's definitions

Mighty Mighty BossToneS

A band that began the genre of "ska-core". Excellent band, most people just suck too much dick to realize how amazing they are, but for some reason, still rock out to Linkin Park.

All the BossToneS albums are amazing.

by Chris November 29, 2003

super flash bros

Two brothers who make flash cartoons on newgrounds and have recently gotten there own site

Another day series, Decline of videogaming series

by Chris February 28, 2005

Paris Hilton

The original inspiration for the movie "Species." A cock-hungry blonde predator from outer space who doesn't speak the human language of English very well but is driven to go out with and fuck as many human males as possible.

I know you people have seen "Species", are you sure this wasn't a documentary about Paris Hilton’s personal life?????

by Chris January 1, 2005

go juice

Coffee. Term usually used in the morning. "Go-go juice" is appropriate as well.

I need some go juice to get through the morning.

by Chris February 15, 2004

92.3

Great radio station, K-Rock. Better than crappy Z100.

Someone: Z100 is the best, let's listen to it.

Me: Are you kidding? Z100 sucks, 92.3 K-Rock owns.

by Chris December 18, 2004

dutch oven

To fart a really stink fart under the covers and hold it there. Then hold your own head and anyone else who wants to underneath the cover and enjoy.

I dutch ovened my wife last night!

by Chris February 4, 2004

American Couch Sloth

Lazy Bastard that can't do anything on his own, so he "lets" people do it for him.

"I'm going to let you take that computer home with you to look at it"
"Oh, lucky me"

by Chris June 29, 2004