Chris's definitions

sperm welt

when one cannot perform properly in the bedroom.

"how was david last night?"

"well, it was kinda weird..."

"wat happened"

"he couldnt bust his load..."

"he must hav had sperm welt."

by chris May 13, 2005

ackhead

otherwise know as a crackhead
a person who is either addicticed to crack or pretends like they might be on it
this personally usually does stupid shit and might is probably a little abnormal

yo check out this guy on the bus, he looks like a fuckin ackhead

by Chris December 14, 2004

Fergugoa

A nasty mexican who has growing fungi all over his face; has constant idiodic breakouts and is easily hurt by crude comments.

That fergugoa's name is Andy.

by Chris January 14, 2005

Pliskin

Aeronautical feline that lives mostly on Coke and baked-goods. Skills inlude DDR, Ghost Squad and belching. Caring personality, unless you're a chav, and always a good laugh. Often seen with zekitty.

Looky, its a Pliskin!

by Chris May 13, 2005

Pine

To Have Sexual Intercourse.

I Have To Pine That Bitch Tonight.

by Chris March 22, 2005

table nazi

When someone's anal about how you hold your fork or some shit at dinner, and proceeds to throw their utencils at you and break dishes in a fit to have you conform. Like my dad.

"What a fucking table nazi! All I did was slurp and he fuckin broke a dish on my brother's head; so I did it again, and so did he. What a fun game."

by Chris March 1, 2005

nippin' it

hard nipples caused especially from cooler weather, THO

That chick over there is nippin' it.

by Chris July 29, 2004