kneeling blowfish

a popular sex position where the female kneels on the ground inserts the males toy into her mouth, and goes to town with it.

I did the kneeling blowfish with her last night. She died.

by Chris November 22, 2003

scratcher

an old car.

Most pizza Drivers don't get paid much and some people don't tip, so mostly they drive scratchers.

by CHRIS October 11, 2003

trouple

A three-way couple in a long term relationship

Mike, Rick and Steve have been together for six years. They're a trouple.

by chris January 17, 2004

butt juice

The liquid that expels from your hole when you pass extremely powerful gas. Is also used in the bowel movement process. (taking a dump)

One time i ripped ass so hard i could feel the butt juice on my boxers.

by Chris December 24, 2003

chrisness

that is to be one with the might of chris,

1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)

2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements

3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)

1. chris and chris looked in each others eyes and knew they shared a special bond as they slew the last of the smurfs, it was that they shared the chrisness...they're first name.

2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"

3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"

by chris February 21, 2005

wank

British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:

josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"

American terms include:

beating off
whacking off
jerking off

he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?

by Chris February 27, 2005

threedecka

Three story apartment house with three residences inside.

I live in the blue threedecka on merrifield street.

by Chris February 23, 2005