Chris's definitions

ex0dus

A drunken Australian who wants to get laid ;)

·02:07 AM· (›ex0dus‹) it slides down your throat :D

by Chris December 11, 2004

marmalise

Marmalise,

1. to unleash upon a person and completely and utterly destroy them into a pool of viscous orange bio-soup

2. In the event that a person, unintentionally and unfavourably falls into a vat or marmalade, thus becomeing marmalised.

1.

man1: I'm going to marmalise you because I don't like your head
man2: please don't marmalise me because you don't like my head!
man2: *marmalised*

2.

man: this railing looks very stout and hardy, I might put my full body weight on and....*splash*

by Chris February 27, 2005

crass

punk band from the 70's in england. thought to be the originaters of anarchy in punk.

Oi! John is a fucking Crasshole!

by Chris September 16, 2004

H-Vegas

H-Vegas ... Hillsborough, NC. Small ass town with the most rednecks ever. Top hangout is Bojangles, though they are very proud of their new Wal-Mart. Very big on Green Monster, Moonshine, and keg stands! The girls are hot, the trucks are huge! I'm goin back...

I bonged eight beers that night in H-Vegas.

by Chris May 13, 2005

mouth rape

When someone talks bad about you behind your back

Kat: "I'm so about to get mouth raped by Danielle.."
Chris: "How do you know?"
Kat: "Shes pissed at me and just ran off with Emily to the bathroom.."

by Chris September 6, 2005

Stuchy

A cool guy.

Wearer of shirts.

Has a girth.

Wow, look at Stuchy today! Nice shirt, but no jesus tie.

by Chris March 15, 2005

fisheye

When you cum in a girl's eye, she winks because it stings. If you look at a live fish, it winks in the same manner.

I gave her the old fisheye and she bit my dick.

by Chris March 20, 2005