Definitions by Chris

spoda 

An African-American, A term used by Arabs when I was in the Army

Watch you Benz, them Spoda's are coming.

spoda by Chris February 11, 2005

backpack-o-matt 

referring to Matt Gibbs' five year old back pack

it says backpack-o-matt

backpack-o-matt by cHris February 11, 2005

curlibec 

A retarded fat girl.
Who got molested by her Uncle and various other mexican relatives.
Shes usually short and fat. With big sloppy boobs. Although shes gotten a good education shes doomed to failure.

Man that curlibec is trying to call me agian.

curlibec by Chris February 9, 2005

Fordman 

Fordman is the master pimp. If you mess with him then he'll beat you like you owe child support beetches.

When i saw Fordman, two drops of pee came out!

Fordman by Chris February 8, 2005

walrus 

When recieving oral sex from a girl you cum in her mouth and quickly cover it before you punch her in the stomach, causing the jism to spew out her nose creating tusks and make groaning walrus-like noises.

She was so impressed by the length of her new tusks that she demanded the walrus on a daily basis.

walrus by Chris February 8, 2005

filters 

underwear; briefs; panties

The Martha & The Muffins song off the _This Is The Ice Age_ album from the early 1980's entitled "Boy Without Filters" might have been the genesis of the term. Also one needs to include the image and function of cigarette filters and coffee filters.

What they're filtering is left up to the user: gas, sweaty ball odor, snatch stench, overpowering sexual passion, etc.

I gotta buy some new filters. The elastic's shot on this pair.

filters by Chris February 7, 2005

jam session 

This means when a whole bunch of musicians get together play some chords for about a minute saying random lyrics and then go on playing for 19 more minutes.

Phish has super long jam sessions.

Dude Bill and I had a 35 minute jam session last night.

jam session by Chris February 7, 2005