Chris's definitions

Mule Rag

The rag used to clean up after successful masturbation.

Never pick up a sock in Ian's room, those are his mule rags.

by Chris April 17, 2004

Decreptitude

Cath made it up in a childcare lesson, it means the same as decrepit, except its used by her and her alone.

the process of becoming decrepit.

"It's years of work and decreptitude..."

by Chris February 1, 2005

Pennyroyal Tea

A song sung by Kurt Cobain, from the band Nirvana. It is about his feelings.
The track appeared on In Utero, and MTV Unplugged in New York.

Sit and drink Pennyroyal tea,
Distill the life that's inside of me

by Chris May 16, 2004

Olsen Twins

Ugly, bug-eyed troll creatures that live in the center of the earth only to emerge during the night from the depths to feed on cocks of human males and smoke crack in yonkers.

"I think they're prolly related to the Hilton Sisters too. . . ."

by Chris January 1, 2005

eigth

1/8th of an once, around 3.5 grams. Usualy used in the weighing out of drugs, weed or caine.

hey man can i get an 8th of chewy of you?

by Chris March 13, 2005

seussical

A play based on the works of Dr. Seuss. Targeted to the homosexual community in dancing and some of the lyrics

Bob: I saw Seussical last night
Eric: Is that why you just tapped my ass?

by Chris February 19, 2005

Crotch Fiddler

One who fiddles the crotch, a chronic masturbator. One who jerks off compulsively.

Chris is such a crotch fiddler, no wonder we never see him any more.

by Chris March 13, 2005