Wanker American: Look at that AWESOME Bimmer!
Australian: *shakes head and hits over the head with a VB stubby.
Australian: *shakes head and hits over the head with a VB stubby.
by Choadie January 22, 2009
The city of Canberra was settled in 1789 by Sir Arthur Canberra while seeking out the perfect location for owners of the now legendary BMW 6 series to live and drive their vehicles.
When designing the city, much thought was given to this superior vehicle, and there are E24 only lanes throughout the city in which to commute and thus avoid the hindrance of other less capable vehicles.
The city itself when seen from an aerial vantage point resembles a large race track, similar in concept to the Nürburgring, though predating it by 130 years.
When designing the city, much thought was given to this superior vehicle, and there are E24 only lanes throughout the city in which to commute and thus avoid the hindrance of other less capable vehicles.
The city itself when seen from an aerial vantage point resembles a large race track, similar in concept to the Nürburgring, though predating it by 130 years.
by Choadie January 23, 2009
A Gaydrian is an emaciated dweller of the internet, prone to making wild and unsubstantiated claims of it's sexual prowess. Or just talks complete and utter nonsense. It also is quite happy to whore itself out to the cheapest bidder
Often goes by the name "Goatboy", "Rentboy" and "Dorothy"
Often goes by the name "Goatboy", "Rentboy" and "Dorothy"
(Gaydrian):alcohol is the shittest drug. But not when I'm drinking it
(Gaydrian):Hippies are OK but some of them are dicks
(Gaydrian):I need to pissss
(Gaydrian):The tatterd shreds of dignity she once had have just been burned into non-existance
(Gaydrian):So much to do, so little enthusiasm
(Gaydrian):Last night I dreamt
that somebaody loved me
no hope, no harm
just another false alarm
Last night i felt
real arms around me
no hope no harm
just another false alarm
So tell me how to lov ...
(Gaydrian): My soul is for sale. I'm not gonna lie, it's sullied and tainted, I'll sell it cheaply.
(Gaydrian):Hippies are OK but some of them are dicks
(Gaydrian):I need to pissss
(Gaydrian):The tatterd shreds of dignity she once had have just been burned into non-existance
(Gaydrian):So much to do, so little enthusiasm
(Gaydrian):Last night I dreamt
that somebaody loved me
no hope, no harm
just another false alarm
Last night i felt
real arms around me
no hope no harm
just another false alarm
So tell me how to lov ...
(Gaydrian): My soul is for sale. I'm not gonna lie, it's sullied and tainted, I'll sell it cheaply.
by Choadie September 25, 2007
Chassis designation for BMW vehicle designed for use as a farm vehicle in an attempt to diversify into developing 3rd world countries such New Zealand and South Africa. Extremely popular vehicle in these countries because their owners are delusional enough to think there is a genetic link to BMW's most successful car ever, the BMW 6 series.
The E21 was replaced in 1981 with the even more popular E30 - a vehicle which was innovative in it's time for having a power takeoff as well as harnesses so it could be hitched to draught horses.
The E21 was replaced in 1981 with the even more popular E30 - a vehicle which was innovative in it's time for having a power takeoff as well as harnesses so it could be hitched to draught horses.
by Choadie January 28, 2009
"Welcome to:
THE TIGHT FISTED CLENCH OF THE CHURCH OF BOLDLY GOING NOWHERE"
"If you wish to go completely OT or completely postal, please visit 'Way Off Topic' in the Boldly Going Nowhere Forums, which of course, requires your lazy arse to register."
THE TIGHT FISTED CLENCH OF THE CHURCH OF BOLDLY GOING NOWHERE"
"If you wish to go completely OT or completely postal, please visit 'Way Off Topic' in the Boldly Going Nowhere Forums, which of course, requires your lazy arse to register."
by Choadie December 13, 2007
Ideally a 2 door BMW E30, although any E30 is potentially a cult car - excluding the 325e of course.
Owners are often one-eyed, opinionated and usually too poor to own a newer car. Secretly they wish they own a Mercedes, Audi or a BMW 6 series.
Owners are often one-eyed, opinionated and usually too poor to own a newer car. Secretly they wish they own a Mercedes, Audi or a BMW 6 series.
Person 1: maaate did you see that E30?
Person 2: yeah, it was a 318is - they're a cult car, you know!
Person 2: yeah, it was a 318is - they're a cult car, you know!
by Choadie January 13, 2009
Undeniably the best ever car built by BMW. This coupe has a proven racing pedigree, having won at Bathurst, NSW, against the Holden Commodore and Ford Falcon.
Owners are typically intelligent people with a unique but admired sense of style.
Most E30 owners aspire to owning one one day as these are the true cult car, however their dreams are usually unfulfilled.
Looks best in zinnoberrot and "moneybags green".
Owners are typically intelligent people with a unique but admired sense of style.
Most E30 owners aspire to owning one one day as these are the true cult car, however their dreams are usually unfulfilled.
Looks best in zinnoberrot and "moneybags green".
Poor E30 owner: Hey, I just saw an E24!
Audi owner: OMG really? I've always wanted one, in zinnoberrot!
Audi owner: OMG really? I've always wanted one, in zinnoberrot!
by Choadie January 13, 2009