beldar

A Canadian with severe body dysmorphic disorder. Closely resembles Subway Jarrod.

Willy is a fucking beldar.

by Chip March 06, 2003

blizm with my flip flop

share some booze with a complete stranger, usually some mad dog or a 40.

Hey man, wanna blizm with my flip flop.

by chip July 18, 2003

slutalia

Italian Slut

Combination of slut and the Italian word for Italy, "Italia."

We were on the train from Venezia to Firenze and saw four slutalias walk by wearing practically nothing.

by Chip September 24, 2004

jagfuck

An extremely useless person.

I left a message for that jagfuck but of course he never called me back.

Maybe if you weren't such a jagfuck and running late, we wouldn't be in this situation.

by Chip November 25, 2003

jizz blizz

After a long and engaging amount of sex with a condom, the male removes the condom from his penis and takes the cum filled weapon and slaps the female in the face with it, thus spreading the cum all over.

"Upon looking in the mirror, the red marks and white streaks were reminiscent of the night befores devasting jizz blizz"

by Chip April 15, 2005

ghetto fabulous

When a poor dude gets rich yet he still fries boloney on the stove.

That ghetto fabulous mofo is wearing a folex with his fosacci.

by chip July 18, 2003

CHIPPERS

Greatest and sexiest guy alive. Always constantly cool

by Chip September 19, 2003