Chink of the century's definitions

Andrew

probably will play Genshin Impact until retirement

Quandover Dingleonomous clone made in China

acts naughty during christmas to eat the coal they get in their stockings

person 1: is that Andrew?

person 2: Not exactly also fuck you

by Chink of the century May 24, 2022

Jacob

stays strapped for every occasion, even near school zones

megamind's rival in "Megamind: The Button of Doom" (2011)

dick doesn't fit in pants (up to interpretation)

Person 1: is that Jacob
Person 2: no probably not nuh uh eh Nah doesn't look like it hmmm in my professional opinion, no

by Chink of the century November 4, 2022

Rin

sleep schedule consists of time spent blinking

probably depressed

fails try not to die challenges

person 1: is that Rin?

person 2: sorry thats Quandover Dingleonomous the 3rd of Austria

by Chink of the century May 20, 2022

Quandover Dingleonomous

otherwise known as Trexton

married your mom for tax benefits

bombs preschools

person: they call me Quandover "Hey Bro That's Really Cool But I Seem To Not Care So Please Keep That To Yourself" Dingleonomous

other person: Okay Quandover Dingleonomous but I never asked

by Chink of the century May 19, 2022

Trexton

damn american who will grow into scrumptious grandussy

drops dry ice bombs in the middle of nurseries

summons satan every night before bed

person 1: Is that Trexton?
person 2: get out of my house

by Chink of the century May 19, 2022

Braylon

steals children from orphanages and claims it's "surprise adoption"

#1 global worldwide 3000 elo sexist

kills people in family friendly G rated ways

person 1: Its so sad Braylon died to ligma

person 2: whos braylon

person 1: ligma balls haha got you

by Chink of the century May 20, 2022

Liam

secretly an arboreous government lizard-man sent by North Korea

probably eats toilet paper while taking a dumpy in the toilet

would wear a solid white v-neck t-shirt to your funeral

Person 1: "is that Liam?"
Person 2: "I'm going to kill myself"

by Chink of the century November 4, 2022