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White Man Winter

The opposite of Indian Summer. Winter that is supposed to give way to Spring, but like a broken treaty promise, just stays on.
The Haudenosaunee wanted to plant corn, beans, and squash, but White Man Winter kept the ground frozen until mid-June.
by chingaleta October 7, 2011
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professor pronunciation

The unusual pronunciation of common words by university professors.
My history professor says "Po-land" instead of "Poland." Is it really the land of the Po?

I thought "God" rhymed with "odd" but my professor says "Gah-haw-d" as if it had three syllables.

Dude, that's professor pronunciation; get used to it.
by chingaleta December 31, 2008
mugGet the professor pronunciationmug.

fiancée

Long-term girlfriend. In White Trash culture, fiancée no longer means "the woman I will marry on a specific date" but instead is simply a level of relationship status above that of "girlfriend."

A couple in a fiance-fiancée relationship may live together for 20 years, have children together, but they will never actually marry.
A tornado wrecked Jim Bob's trailer park and killed his fiancée of 18 years. She is survived by their six children and three grandchildren.
by chingaleta July 18, 2011
mugGet the fiancéemug.

cheatmail

The free e-mail account that isn't known to one's romantic partner. Typically Gmail, Hotmail, or Yahoo Mail.
I sent the new girl at work a message from my cheatmail account so my wife doesn't see it.
by chingaleta December 30, 2008
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Cheater's Kiss

Film/TV cliche where the cheating spouse always kisses the other on the cheek instead of the lips.
Don Draper kissed his wife on the cheek before he went to work and we all yelled "Cheater's Kiss!" at the TV.
by chingaleta June 16, 2010
mugGet the Cheater's Kissmug.

Wikid Leak

Ordinarily I would preserve the secrecy of urination, but I must take a Wikid Leak.
by chingaleta December 11, 2010
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oPhone

Abbreviation of "Obama Phone," the free wireless phones provided for low-income Americans by the FTC's Lifeline program.

Because the phones are provided free to low-income persons, the benefit is assumed to come from President Obama.
Only a fool would work to get a new iPhone when an oPhone is free.
by chingaleta September 27, 2012
mugGet the oPhonemug.

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