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Definitions by ChillJammyTheEpic

G.ay
O.nline
D.ater
GOD by ChillJammyTheEpic May 15, 2019
The sound your car makes when you turn the key in the ignition slot, ignition sound.
My car doesn’t sound right when it turvates.
Turvate by ChillJammyTheEpic May 15, 2019

Overexamplorating 

When someone uses an over-exaggerated example In a situation to make someone look bad, manipulation.
Here’s an example:

Girl: Can you make me a meal?

Guy: Sorry, I can’t right now, I’m too busy.
1 Hour Later
Guy: Hey, can you put that in the fridge, I can’t move right now.
Girl: No way, you didn’t make me a meal earlier.
Guy: But that doesn’t even compare, what I said is so simp-
Girl: JUST IMAGINE IF SOMEONE GAVE BIRTH TO A CHILD, AND THEN THEY MADE YOU RAISE THE CHILD EVEN IF YOU DIDNT WANT TO!
My younger sister was just overexamplorating me 😩

Paunified 

When Google Translate makes an error.
I don’t speak Spanish so my Spanish translations on this video got Paunified.

Chest-Freeze 

The event that usually occurs before brain-freeze in your chest.
Chest-freeze sucks.
A version of déjà-vu where you only kind of remember something that never happened.
I just had mini-vu
A word for when you misspell something because the letters on your phone are too close together.