Chet and Josh's definitions

poof

1. what u do wen ur takin a shit
2. what u do wen a bunch of tough guys r about 2 dent ur face in
3. wat gay guys do wen ther guna b beet the shit out of from al these guys who hate gays but they throw ther fairy dust

1. i gota take a poof man!!!!
2. lets poof n disapear b4 wer all killed!!
3. o no not agen! i gota poof outa here agen!

by Chet and Josh November 2, 2004

micky mouse

1.the guy that wanted to divorce minnie mouse for cheating on him.
2. a cool mouse.

1. judge-"im sorry but u cant divorce minnie mouse because shes crazy."
micky-"i didnt say she way crazy, i said she was fucking goofy."
2. micky mouse can be cool, most the time gay, but cool.

by Chet and Josh June 10, 2006

index finger

the finger that is mostly used, here are some uses for it.
1. Picking ur nose
2. used to point at someone
3. used to POKE someone cough cough sam lol.
4. to wave a no no to someone.
5. to mention someone to come near u
6. to itch a body part on ur body
7. used to scratch ur head when ur thinking
8. this finger is the one people usually bite on or chew on
9. to instruct a person or people

1. ew ur picking ur nose!
2. aw, your in trouble!
3. ow...wtf? STOP POKING ME!
4. thats not a good thing to do, thats a no no
5. come here hot stuff...
6. u no, my nose really itchs
7. now, 1+1= hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
8. yum yum yum

by Chet and Josh June 10, 2006

ass

1. something that helps u deliver waste out of ur body.
2. a present maker
3. the ugliest part of ur body, unless ur david, then his ass is on his face.
4. the other word for ask
5. a word to make someone feel bad, and u can add something in front of ass to determine wat kind of ass they are.

1. hold on, i need to use my ass to take a shit.
2. aw fuck, i forgot ur present, hold on, ill get u one, GRRRRRRRRRRR RAR! (plop) there ya go!
3. "omg, is that his ass or his face?" "tough one there johnny, more than likely its his ass."
4. u should ass her out.
5. ur such a dumbass.
ur such a smartass
ur such a wiseass
ur such a bad ass, so on and so forth.

by Chet and Josh January 7, 2007

hell yea bitch

a saying u say when u agree wit someone, and i mean AGREE wit someone. here are situations u can use, hell yea bitch.

So do u want this car? Hell yea bitch
u like dat ass don’t ya? Hell yea bitch
Can u vote yet? Hell yea bitch
Do u like that girl? Hell yea bitch
"Do u like that boy?" "Wat da fucks ur problem?" "So u don’t?" "hell yea bitch"
Omg dude! U won the nobel peace prize!!! Hell yea bitch
do u want a side wit that? Hell yea bitch
Dude, that’s kick ass!!! dude! Hell yea bitch
So u don’t want a hose pump, u want a Cleveland steamer? Hell yea bitch
Eagles are going to beat the steelers ass! Hell yea bitch
u better stay the fuck away! Hell yea bitch
So josh, u like megan, actually, do u love megan? Hell yea bitch
Rap is better than punk! Hell yea bitch
Eminem sucks ass. Hell yea bitch
Do u really want to no? Hell yea bitch
Alrght, were goin for the gold. Hell yea bitch
that girls finer than anyone I have ever seen. Hell yea bitch
Its snowing! Hell yea bitch
Ur done reading these aren’t u? hell yea bitch!

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by Chet and Josh November 9, 2004

TIMMY!

the coolest south park charecter and he just plain out KIKS ASS

TIMMY! tim diddly tim tim tim! timmmmmay! TIMMY!

by Chet and Josh November 1, 2004

poop

1. a rock solid or slimy peice of matter u can leave in the toilet for kindergarteners to look at.
2. something u call anyone.
3. something little kids think is a very naughty word...

1. "Ew...Chris left a piece of poop that looks like a banana!" "Wats it taste like?" "hold on, let me check."
2. Ryan, ur such a piece of poop.
3. "Aw..poop"

by Chet and Josh July 4, 2006