Definitions by Cherryblossom

Groundhog date 

A date that is a total replay of previous pointless, forgettable dates.

Hairdresser: How was your blind date?

Samantha: Totally boring. We talked about our work, how many siblings we have, our hobbies. No spark, just superficial chit-chat. It was just like every other lame date I've been on in the past month.

Hairdresser: Groundhog date.

Groundhog date by cherryblossom July 4, 2009

mate value 

How attractive someone is as a potential mate. Based on things like beauty/hotness, wealth, intelligence, etc. Different qualities impact mate value in different cultures, and mate value is evaluated somewhat differently for guys versus girls.

Why is it that I keep getting fixed up with guys with super-low mate value?!? I am not lowering my standards!!!

mate value by cherryblossom July 2, 2009

good carma 

Luck with parking. Helped by being a nice driver in a previous life.

Genshe was always a kind driver, and the universe repays him with good carma. He always finds a parking spot for his car.

good carma by cherryblossom June 16, 2009

too posh to push 

Prospective mothers who opt to have an elective caesarean section rather than give birth vaginally. The women who make this choice are usually thought to be of higher class and wealthier. The choice for a c-section is made because it's thought to be more convenient as well as less painful and distasteful.

Victoria Beckham and Britney Spears are two celebs who are too posh to push. Can you blame them? Being all stretched out down there sounds kinda awful.

too posh to push by cherryblossom December 10, 2007

snowbirds 

Slang for sagging breasts.

You better get yourself to Victoria's Secret and buy yourself a push-up bra. Them there snowbirds look like they're heading south for the winter. You gotta wear an underwire to prevent that kind of migration!

snowbirds by cherryblossom October 26, 2007

Montrealer

One who lives in or hails from Montreal, Quebec, Canada.

You know you're a true Montrealer when you are addicted to poutine, you pronounce it "Muntreal" (not "Mahntreal") and you greet everyone with a two-cheek kiss.

Montrealer by cherryblossom October 19, 2007

gratisfaction 

Feeling of intense satisfaction and gratification.

When Rebecca completed her dissertation, the overwhelming feeling was one of gratisfaction.

gratisfaction by cherryblossom October 18, 2007