Gloatbook

What Facebook has become, specifically, a forum to gloat about your amazing life. This includes uploading too many baby or wedding photos, status updates about travel experiences, and pictures of food recently consumed.

Everyone I know: You should check out my Facebook page. I have all my wedding photos there! And an ultrasound of my fetus! And pictures of my hotel room in Bali! And the ice cream sundae I just ate that had chocolate sauce and whipped cream all over it. OMG, my life is so amazing!!!

Me: Gloatbook

by cherryblossom November 08, 2012

fakeout session

When there's a get together with a hope of a make out, but nothing happens except for a lot of tv watching on the couch.

Peter: When she invited me over to watch a movie, I figured I'd get to kiss her, but nothing happened!

Chris: Fakeout session.

by cherryblossom July 19, 2009

fabulousness

The state of being utterly and completely fabulous.

Karen's fabulousness could not be denied. She looked gorgeous in that chic dress and those patent leather pumps.

by cherryblossom October 08, 2007

kamikaze come-on

A pick-up attempt doomed to fail. Usually occurs when the person being picked-up has much higher mate value than the one making the attempt (e.g., much hotter). Clearly, it's a suicide mission.

Jenn: Is that guy really trying to talk to those models?!?

Krisi: Kamikaze come-on. Sooooo not gonna work.

by cherryblossom July 11, 2009

mate value

How attractive someone is as a potential mate. Based on things like beauty/hotness, wealth, intelligence, etc. Different qualities impact mate value in different cultures, and mate value is evaluated somewhat differently for guys versus girls.

Why is it that I keep getting fixed up with guys with super-low mate value?!? I am not lowering my standards!!!

by cherryblossom July 02, 2009

disgustive

Disgusting to the extent of inspiring conversation and discussion.

When Richard Gere allegedly used gerbils for sexual gratification it was quite disgustive. Although in retrospect this was merely an urban legend from the 1990's.

by cherryblossom October 14, 2007

fabulique

Amazingly fabulously awesome.

Andrea bought a pair of Jimmy Choos that are totally fabulique.

by cherryblossom October 10, 2007