Cherryblossom's definitions

kamikaze come-on

A pick-up attempt doomed to fail. Usually occurs when the person being picked-up has much higher mate value than the one making the attempt (e.g., much hotter). Clearly, it's a suicide mission.

Jenn: Is that guy really trying to talk to those models?!?

Krisi: Kamikaze come-on. Sooooo not gonna work.

by cherryblossom July 11, 2009

mate value

How attractive someone is as a potential mate. Based on things like beauty/hotness, wealth, intelligence, etc. Different qualities impact mate value in different cultures, and mate value is evaluated somewhat differently for guys versus girls.

Why is it that I keep getting fixed up with guys with super-low mate value?!? I am not lowering my standards!!!

by cherryblossom July 2, 2009

Groundhog date

A date that is a total replay of previous pointless, forgettable dates.

Hairdresser: How was your blind date?

Samantha: Totally boring. We talked about our work, how many siblings we have, our hobbies. No spark, just superficial chit-chat. It was just like every other lame date I've been on in the past month.

Hairdresser: Groundhog date.

by cherryblossom July 4, 2009

fakeout session

When there's a get together with a hope of a make out, but nothing happens except for a lot of tv watching on the couch.

Peter: When she invited me over to watch a movie, I figured I'd get to kiss her, but nothing happened!

Chris: Fakeout session.

by cherryblossom July 19, 2009

good carma

Luck with parking. Helped by being a nice driver in a previous life.

Genshe was always a kind driver, and the universe repays him with good carma. He always finds a parking spot for his car.

by cherryblossom June 16, 2009

real-working

Actually working. To be contrasted with social networking.

Nick: Why did you de-activate your Facebook account?

Amanda: It took up so much time, and I needed to get some real-working done.

by cherryblossom January 4, 2011

cell-centered

The state of being overly focused on one's cellular telephone. Applies to people who are constantly sending text messages, answering telephone calls, tweeting, or updating Facebook in social situations.

Be prepared to be ignored if you go out for dinner with Alyssa. That girl is totally cell-centered.

by cherryblossom July 25, 2010