Definitions by Chernorizets Hrabr
Post-grunge
Music that killed grunge worse than a bullet to Kurt Cobain's head or Layne Staley's speedball overdose ever could. Post-grunge is a more mainstream version of grunge music, which seems a rather inoffensive thing at first, but contemporary acts such as Puddle of Mudd, Nickelback, Three Doors Down, Godsmack, Staind, Creed and Three Days Grace reveals the genre to be a parody of original grunge. Exaggerated attempts at singing like Eddie Vedder, predictable and formulatic song structures, and insincere angst with no artistic quality are characteristics of post-grunge.
(Listening to typical rock radio station)
Thomas: Hey, this kinda sounds like Alice in Chains, only the guitar sucks, the lyrics are trite, and the singer's vocal range is garbage.
Fred: Yeah, that's Godsmack, another post-grunge act.
Thomas: Hey, this kinda sounds like Alice in Chains, only the guitar sucks, the lyrics are trite, and the singer's vocal range is garbage.
Fred: Yeah, that's Godsmack, another post-grunge act.
Post-grunge by Chernorizets Hrabr January 5, 2008
american football
A sport played chiefly in the United States that requires more strength, speed, toughness, memorization, and training than any other sport... but is still boring as shit to watch. As big of a challenge to play as it is to sit through as a spectator.
Football Retard: American Football is the greatest sport ever because it's harder hitting than rugby! Europeans aren't as strong as Americans, so they play soccer!
Non-Boring Person: True, but soccer and rugby are also physically demanding and 10x better spectator sports that don't have constant anti-climactic stoppages in play, so nobody cares.
Non-Boring Person: True, but soccer and rugby are also physically demanding and 10x better spectator sports that don't have constant anti-climactic stoppages in play, so nobody cares.
american football by Chernorizets Hrabr October 25, 2007
Cannes
1. Where Michael Moore goes to receive felattio for his movies when nobody in the United States is buying his garbage.
2. Home of a famous pornographic film festival.
2. Home of a famous pornographic film festival.
1. (Michael Moore steps off his private jet and arrives in Cannes)
MM: Hello, Frenchmen! Praise and reward me for my newest piece of half-assed propaganda!
(Entire city of Cannes kneels down and opens wide)
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2. Ali G went to Cannes and some chick pressed his face into her own titties!
MM: Hello, Frenchmen! Praise and reward me for my newest piece of half-assed propaganda!
(Entire city of Cannes kneels down and opens wide)
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2. Ali G went to Cannes and some chick pressed his face into her own titties!
Cannes by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2007
Hoegaarden
An exquisite Belgian wheat beer, cloudy and pale in color (referred to as white ale) with a smooth, interesting taste. Hoegaarden is hinted with coriander and orange peel, which give it its distinct flavor. According to Hoegaarden tradition, it must be drank from a hexagonal glass and finished in 3 gulps. If not finished in 3 gulps, Odin himself will personally come down from Asgard and rip out one of your friends' eyes with his bare hands.
There is no compromising the fact that Hoegaarden is the greatest beer in the world. Everybody should know it and drink it whenever possible. If you don't, then you, sir, are an idiot.
There is no compromising the fact that Hoegaarden is the greatest beer in the world. Everybody should know it and drink it whenever possible. If you don't, then you, sir, are an idiot.
Emilio: What are you drinking?
Raj: Miller Lite.
(Thor enters the room and throws his hammer, Mjolnir, into Raj's face, ending his life.)
Emilio: Shoulda had a Hoegaarden, idiot.
Raj: Miller Lite.
(Thor enters the room and throws his hammer, Mjolnir, into Raj's face, ending his life.)
Emilio: Shoulda had a Hoegaarden, idiot.
Hoegaarden by Chernorizets Hrabr July 4, 2007
Pamela Anderson
Azamat: I saw a video with Pamela Anderson doing something very bad on a boat.
Average Person: Welcome to Earth.
Average Person: Welcome to Earth.
Pamela Anderson by Chernorizets Hrabr June 25, 2007
The Pussycat Dolls
The Slipknot of R&B/Pop music, consisting of seven or so scantily clad young women, only two of which are actually doing anything. The Dolls are former strippers and have produced some of the most nauseatingly trite songs of the current millenium. Still, we'd all like to splooge on their collective stomachs.
The Pussycat Dolls regularly engage in deviant group sex with throngs of large african-american men.
The Pussycat Dolls by Chernorizets Hrabr May 6, 2007
World's Hottest Women
Nationalistic Virgin: In our nation of (insert country no one cares about such as Estonia/Serbia/Honduras/Canada), we have the world's hottest women!
Normal Person: No, you don't.
Normal Person: No, you don't.
World's Hottest Women by Chernorizets Hrabr March 4, 2007