A trailor-trash beer that no one would drink if it wasn't so cheap and didn't have a little bit higher alcohol content than the standard.
by Chernorizets Hrabr December 06, 2004
The guy who didn't win American Idol simply because Ruben is black. Face it, it's the truth. Now, I'm not a fan of either of them OR the show itself, but listen to Ruben's songs and then Clay's songs and honestly try to tell me with a straight face that Ruben deserved to win. Incidentally, the black community recently accused American Idol of being "racist" and "discriminatory" despite the fact that 2 out of three winners were black. Bullshit. "Sorry for 2004"? How bout "Sorry for rigging the contest"?
by Chernorizets Hrabr February 11, 2005
Music that killed grunge worse than a bullet to Kurt Cobain's head or Layne Staley's speedball overdose ever could. Post-grunge is a more mainstream version of grunge music, which seems a rather inoffensive thing at first, but contemporary acts such as Puddle of Mudd, Nickelback, Three Doors Down, Godsmack, Staind, Creed and Three Days Grace reveals the genre to be a parody of original grunge. Exaggerated attempts at singing like Eddie Vedder, predictable and formulatic song structures, and insincere angst with no artistic quality are characteristics of post-grunge.
(Listening to typical rock radio station)
Thomas: Hey, this kinda sounds like Alice in Chains, only the guitar sucks, the lyrics are trite, and the singer's vocal range is garbage.
Fred: Yeah, that's Godsmack, another post-grunge act.
Thomas: Hey, this kinda sounds like Alice in Chains, only the guitar sucks, the lyrics are trite, and the singer's vocal range is garbage.
Fred: Yeah, that's Godsmack, another post-grunge act.
by Chernorizets Hrabr December 14, 2007
Slang term used for a menu item with a non-english name. Favored by drones who want to order gourmet coffee without the hassle and brainwork of being mentally able to pronounce such complex foreign words as "dieci" or "latte".
Idiot: Huh... is that French, or is it Italian? Perhaps it's Fritalian. Ha!
Normal Person: The only thing dumber than not being able to pronounce 'mocha' is complaining about it and wanting it translated to English.
Normal Person: The only thing dumber than not being able to pronounce 'mocha' is complaining about it and wanting it translated to English.
by Chernorizets Hrabr March 06, 2008
See non-existant. Bisexuality is a myth; a fable, if you will. The term refers to a fantasy orientation in which a man or woman is physically attracted to both genders, however, these so-called bisexuals will only be seen dating members of one sex and occassionaly hooking up with the other. This is done by attention whores.
Women who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) So undesirable and irritating to be around that they have to hook up with other women as a last ditch effort for attention.
B.) Dikes.
Men who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) Gay.
Bisexuals can typically be found at Hot Topic or at lame emo/hardcore shows.
Women who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) So undesirable and irritating to be around that they have to hook up with other women as a last ditch effort for attention.
B.) Dikes.
Men who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) Gay.
Bisexuals can typically be found at Hot Topic or at lame emo/hardcore shows.
Robin: Guy's think it's pretty hot that I'm a bisexual.
Alex: You're bi? Where's your girlfriend?
Robin: Well, I have a boyfriend. I don't have a girlfriend right now...
Alex: Have you ever?
Robin: Uhh, no... but I DID kiss another girl at a party the other night.
Alex: Riiiiiiigght.
Alex: You're bi? Where's your girlfriend?
Robin: Well, I have a boyfriend. I don't have a girlfriend right now...
Alex: Have you ever?
Robin: Uhh, no... but I DID kiss another girl at a party the other night.
Alex: Riiiiiiigght.
by Chernorizets Hrabr February 17, 2008
Tobacco tightly rolled into smokable paper. Smoking cigarettes on occassion (1-3 a day) or just socially is OK and not very harmful. Smoking a pack or even half a pack in a day is a sign that you need help. Some people love to preach about cigarettes and give you a lot of shit if they see you smoking one because they want to seem smart, or because they're little sXe virgins who are bitter about denying themselves the occassional pleasure. A popular insult to smokers is, "Yeah, YOU'RE cool..." causing the smoker to break the face of the preteen goth-punk who said it and use his eyes as an ashtray.
In my opinion, Camel Turkish Golds are the best cigarettes around, the worst being Newports or anything menthol. Marlboros are decent. Parliaments are overrated. USA's, though not great, are good in a pinch when you forgot your wallet and only have the change laying around your car.
In my opinion, Camel Turkish Golds are the best cigarettes around, the worst being Newports or anything menthol. Marlboros are decent. Parliaments are overrated. USA's, though not great, are good in a pinch when you forgot your wallet and only have the change laying around your car.
by Chernorizets Hrabr August 10, 2004
Azamat: I saw a video with Pamela Anderson doing something very bad on a boat.
Average Person: Welcome to Earth.
Average Person: Welcome to Earth.
by Chernorizets Hrabr June 03, 2007