Chernorizets Hrabr's definitions

Camel

Best cigarette out there, robust and flavorful yet smooth. However, most black people tend to not like them for some reason.

Camel is the preferred cigarette brand of Allah himself.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 20, 2004

Linux Zealot

Someone who thinks they are so 1337 because they use Linux and claim to hate Windows, and fail to admit that it is just as bug-ridden and has an ugly GUI to boot. Most don't even know how to use it!

Alberto is such a fuckin Linux Zealot, but he can't even run most of his programs!

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 8, 2004

Post-grunge

Music that killed grunge worse than a bullet to Kurt Cobain's head or Layne Staley's speedball overdose ever could. Post-grunge is a more mainstream version of grunge music, which seems a rather inoffensive thing at first, but contemporary acts such as Puddle of Mudd, Nickelback, Three Doors Down, Godsmack, Staind, Creed and Three Days Grace reveals the genre to be a parody of original grunge. Exaggerated attempts at singing like Eddie Vedder, predictable and formulatic song structures, and insincere angst with no artistic quality are characteristics of post-grunge.

(Listening to typical rock radio station)

Thomas: Hey, this kinda sounds like Alice in Chains, only the guitar sucks, the lyrics are trite, and the singer's vocal range is garbage.

Fred: Yeah, that's Godsmack, another post-grunge act.

by Chernorizets Hrabr January 5, 2008

ill NiNo

What is this I see? Could it be... a nu-metal band that is actually good? I think it is!

ill NiNo is one of the few nu-metal bands worth your time, do yourself a favor and give them a chance.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004

Godsmack

Uncreative and bland nu-metal band fronted by a James Hetfield wanna-be.

Nothing special about Godsmack.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004

Ralph Nader

The guy that my fellow Americans should have voted for, but apparently they don't have enough common sense to see what kind of damage is being done to our country by the divisive two-party system. An honest and real candidate who cares about domestic concerns that Bush and Kerry seem to have forgotten about in favor of fear-mongering, focusing on the so-called "threat" of terrorism.

Ralph has my vote, no matter the odds!

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004

Yuengling

Along with Sam Adams, Amstel and Miller Genuine Draft, Yuengling is proof that America is capable of making a great beer. Beats the shit out of Heineken.

I'm not a cheap, stupid hick, so let's grab a case of Yuengling instead of Budweiser tonight.

by Chernorizets Hrabr March 31, 2005