Chernorizets Hrabr's definitions

ill NiNo

What is this I see? Could it be... a nu-metal band that is actually good? I think it is!

ill NiNo is one of the few nu-metal bands worth your time, do yourself a favor and give them a chance.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004

MTV

If you like MTV in its current incarnation, you are one of the following:

1.) An emo/punk fag
2.) A wannabe "thug"
3.) The only person on the planet that likes U2
4.) A preppy girl who looks up to Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and JoJo.

There are many problems that people have with mTV nowadays; their constant playing of re-runs (usually of The Real World or Battle of the Sexes part MCLXVII), the fact that they barely ever play music anymore, and when they do, it's just shitty emo or some played-out rapper like Jay-Z. They are also way too concerned about you voting (for Kerry, anyway) and took all of their decent shows off the network like Jackass, Wildboys, and... huh, I guess that's it.

MTV is so bad nowadays that people are starting to miss Nu-Metal.

by Chernorizets Hrabr December 5, 2004

retard quotes

These occur when people are too stupid to know how to make quotes on their keyboard correctly, using `` (the symbol to the left of the 1 on your keyboard) instead of ". Not to be confused with retard apostrophes, which is when people use ` instead of '. Both are very annoying because the correct quotes/apostrophe key can be easily found next to the fucking Enter key.

Why can't Jordan figure out how to type quotes properly instead of using retard quotes?

by Chernorizets Hrabr September 25, 2004

KKKramer

Any comedian who, after being heckled, says some nasty things about afro-americans.

KKKramer: I'm deeply, deeply sorry for using the N-word.

(audience laughter)

Jerry: Don't laugh, it's not funny.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 22, 2006

Pamela Anderson

Someone who everyone in the world over the age of 11 has seen engaging in sexual intercourse.

Azamat: I saw a video with Pamela Anderson doing something very bad on a boat.

Average Person: Welcome to Earth.

by Chernorizets Hrabr June 25, 2007

Laguna Beach

Another reason to not watch MTV.

Pampered rich kids and their faux-drama in an obviously rehearsed "reality" show makes me want to vomit.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 5, 2004

Diablo II

A game in which the player is killed more often by b.net's lag than infernal demons.

My level 78 Barbarian just died because b.net was lagging and it wouldn't let me move out of the fire he was standing in.

by Chernorizets Hrabr October 30, 2004